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posted 3/12/2008 10:02:45 AM |
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Due to the concern of genital odors here on AMD I am offically taking the postion of OVOC (Official Vaginal Odor Checker)....... Still looking for a OPOC...(Official Penis Odor Checker)......Ladies have to know too if it safe to go there..

Seems I ran unopposed and got positive feedback on this venture so I humbly accept the position.

Now if your wondering how I will be able to do this. I gave it some thought.....

The best way I can think of is to have you ladies go and get copies done of your sweet spots. Simply go find a xerox machine, sit bare butt on the scan surface and hit scan. Don't forget to spread wide.... Color would be the best but black and white will do..... Make several copies. You may require to do this more then just once.

Now comes the best part... Whenever you need to have an oder check simply allign your sweet spot with the corresponding one on your copy. Sit there for 10 minutes.....Smearing it a little to get full effect. Make sure to have some sweet bee honey wax melted and ready. You have to do this last part quickly. Get up and quickly pour a small amount of bees wax over the required area. But a very light coat. .............Just enough to seal in the aroma.

Now its ready.......send it to me and I will do a "Lick 'n' Sniff"......Then report back to you... Send them to "OVOC / Lick 'n' Sniff , Box 69, 1 Wetspot Drive, Finenostrils, USA

If I find anything of concern you will be instructed to send your panties to Borty for his inspection and further research to determine the problem, where he might be able to offer you advice on how to fix any problem.....

Warning......Please don't send a sample after any hot steamy sexual encounter as it will cause a short circuit in my fine odor receptors.....

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NachoBaby

Mar 12 @ 10:13AM  
You're a crazy man, I like your style.
freakin_u

Mar 12 @ 10:22AM  
Hey can I be Your assistant???
harleybadboy

Mar 12 @ 10:22AM  
Thanks.....I think.......

"Looks at the squirrel...squirrel is looking right at me.....thinks he looks hungry. .....better hide"......
Ewe_Wish

Mar 12 @ 10:46AM  
Wow, most men would have just offered to go around and do the inspection personally..........
harleybadboy

Mar 12 @ 10:51AM  
A personal check can be arranged...... Upon request..........Might have to look for some willing "field men".....but ya think any of the men here would be interested in a task of that nature??????????
clearlily

Mar 12 @ 3:25PM  
was thinking what if we dont have acess to a xerox machine?????? Think I would prefer it in person anyway.... Oh yeah and I also want to run for the OPOC title..... Yeap I sure do..

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