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Running for office

posted 3/11/2008 11:19:27 AM |

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harleybadboy

Hey everyone.....looking for your votes.....I am officially running for a very important AMD position.......

"OVOC"

Official Vaginal Odor Checker.....

Need a running mate.....Female......for position of ...."OPOC" Officical Penal Odor Checker....

Must have good sense of smell and able to control yourself for a few seconds to be able to give a detailed report to everyone else.........................

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itsallforfun

Mar 11 @ 11:26AM

i'd volunteer but think i wouldn't be able to concentrate

but you have my vote

NachoBaby

Mar 11 @ 11:54AM

I think I'd have to pass on the job.. but I'll vote for ya.. soon as I have my shower.

Lisa46

Mar 11 @ 12:01PM

dayum I'd run but ummm been so long I'm afraid I'd try to taste instead of smell but I will vote for you after me and squirelly girl gets done showering

lifeizabitch

Mar 11 @ 1:15PM

Gee I would have thought that Straddle or Borty would have a lock on that; oh well their loss

gwenafar

Mar 11 @ 1:36PM

borty is the official panty washer/collector......so you my sweet harleyboy have my vote for the very important position of.....OVOC ...you can start with mine

Fingers8

Mar 11 @ 2:06PM

You got my vote... I personally don't think I could do that job on just anyone, although I certainly wouldn't mind sniffing gwenafar. Actually, I think I'll run for AMD O.V.T.T. (Official Vaginal Taste Tester). Maybe we can share an office someplace so the ladies can be sniffed and tasted at one place? I might as well put my tongue lessons to good use (trained by lesbians/bisexual ladies).

whisperingcomet

Mar 11 @ 5:30PM

Yeaaa, wheres this line?????

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