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THE WEEK FROM HELL -------~~~>

posted 3/10/2008 11:59:03 PM |
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OK, I have been away from AMD, and the rest of the internet world now for a week.
Why you ask? Well it goes something like this......
I HAD THE WEEK FROM HELL!!!!

First it startded off like this. The motor blew in my van, I had to have a new motor put in it. Besides the cost, the bullshit I went through was ten times worst. I had my cousin put the new motor in my van. He is a great mechanic, and great guy, but he was born deaf, and he dont read or write well, so he is hard to communicate with. The family nicknamed him "Harpo" because he acts out his conversations with everyone just like Harpo Marx did. He is kind of a free spirit, and is very stubborn. He came to visit , and install the new motor. Even though changing motors only took one day. (12 long hours.) He stayed for the week. My mother and I live together, and she is 80 years old and legally blind, so for Harpo and my mom to communicate, I have to be the translator. he cant hear her, and she cant see him. The night before he came over, I got an email, from a friend of mine subject "hey" that didnt seem odd to me at all, because she usually uses that subject. No sooner than I opened the email, my screen went black, my computer rebooted, and when it did, I had a small white blinking dash that looked like this -.... and the message after that, was "This disc drive does not contain an operating system." Holy frig!!! OK, lets get back to the van thing. Harpo was supposed to bring a motor with him when he came to do the job.
He gets here, no motor! He tells me, he wants me to go with him to get it. OK No problem where is it? He tells me, Long Island, New York. HOLY SHEEP SHIT! Well....OK I guess, No problem. 6 AM the next morning we leave for long island. During the ride there, he keeps telling me, drive faster, get in this lane, pass this guy, dont drive behind that truck, blah blah blah. He then tells me, get in the left lane. (mind you, I have to keep looking at him for him to tell me these things) I get in the left lane. There is a cop standing in the left lane telling me to pull over! This is all going on while on the LIE (Long Island Expressway) The cop asks me why I am driving in the BUS LANE! Duuuh the only answer I can give at the time is "Harpo told me to" LMAO the cop didnt see the humor in that, and wrote me out a ticket. (I still dont know how much the ticket is) While all this is going on, Harpo's girlfriend keeps calling my cell phone, asking me what we are doing, where are we, and why Harpo isnt returning her text messages. Well,......FUCK IF I KNOW!!! We get the motor, drive all the way back to Toms River NJ. where I live, and Harpo tells me, We now have to go get his engine hoist. Oh OK, Where is that? (scared really to ask) Its in Warwick New York State. Nooooooooo!
OK, To Warwick we go... Got the motor got the engine hoist, we get back to my house, its starts thundering and lightning, and raining like there was no tommorow. My quick thinking, I call a friend who I know has an available garage at his house, I can put the van in and have the engine installed. yup, 12 hours later Harpo has it all done, and we clean up the mess, the van is running great. We load the old engine and the hoist in the back of my van, and head home. its now 4AM. oops correction, its 5 AM! daylight savings time! Well, here comes the kicker.... The back door of my van is open a little, because the engine hoist is to long for the door to close, and the interior light is on, I get pulled over by the local police. They want to know why I am out this late?, where I'm going?, and why the door is open?, whats all that in the back of my van?, where did I get it from?, They call for back up, and treat me like a murderer. They check the VIN# on the motor in the back of my van, and match it with the VIN# of my van, and want to see paper work for the motor thats been installed in my van! Lucky for me I have it all. The next question they ask me is, "You do know, that the house you just left, is being watched by the police?" "For what?" "Drugs" "HELL NO I DIDNT KNOW THAT!" and now that I do, I wont be going back there again. Now they rip me and my van apart, naturally they find nothing. and are starting to hassle Harpo. I hear the cop yelling at him "Sir answer my question!" I'm yelling to the cop that Harpo is deaf, and the other cop is telling me to shut my mouth. needless to say, it was about 7AM when I got home, and I didnt even get a ticket from the local cops ........So, How was your week?

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itsallforfun

Mar 11 @ 12:03AM  
oh poor baby...you did have a week from hell...just glad you are alright
xdcfx

Mar 11 @ 12:05AM  
Thanks hon, its good to be back.
NachoBaby

Mar 11 @ 12:05AM  
er.. not so bad.. wanna hug?

blowjob?

somethin to make ya feel mo better?
xdcfx

Mar 11 @ 12:07AM  
Damn I knew I could count on you NACHO!!!
StraddleMyNose

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Mar 11 @ 12:11AM  
Damn, sorry for the bad week you had. Glad I'm not you.
BKB1972

Mar 11 @ 12:17AM  
New hear so hello & with all do respect, that was a hell of a story - good read for sure. From the responses your getting, this week is looking bright. Have a beer, I'd buy you 1 if I could!
Sunshine79

Mar 11 @ 12:23AM  
HOLY FUCK, think y amight have spent more money in gas than anything at that point...bet the gas is more than the damn ticket ya got...Let us know about that.

And I could just see your poor mom and cousin...What a site....God Bless your soul for being such a patient man!!!

Hope this week is ALOT better for ya!!
jcarolina

Mar 11 @ 12:26AM  
My week sounds much better now.
xdcfx

Mar 11 @ 12:36AM  
New hear so hello & with all do respect, that was a hell of a story - good read for sure. From the responses your getting, this week is looking bright. Have a beer, I'd buy you 1 if I could

Thank you, and welcome to AMD (pervertsville) there are a lot of great people here.
BKB1972

Mar 11 @ 12:38AM  
Thanks, I'm finding that out & feeling quite at home here in pervertsville.
xdcfx

Mar 11 @ 12:39AM  
HOLY FUCK, think y amight have spent more money in gas than anything at that point...bet the gas is more than the damn ticket ya got...

$160.00 in gas!!!
mattxoxo

Mar 11 @ 3:01AM  
to be honest i didnt read all of it BUT: from what i did read =O holy fuck sounds like you had a EXTREMELY bad week haha hey hopefully the this/next upcoming week gets better
whisperingcomet

Mar 11 @ 6:01AM  
Wanna fuck?
Scottishtease

Mar 11 @ 8:06AM  
oh my gosh, that is horrible...I feel your pain & hope your day starts off better.
xdcfx

Mar 11 @ 9:24AM  
Wanna fuck?
Always
Lisa46

Mar 11 @ 9:48AM  
I'm sorry for laughin but I can just see me in your situation I'd still be in jail
hopon

Mar 11 @ 6:07PM  
I thought that mine was shitty, but apparently it was better than yours!!! lol!! And oh yeah... that ticket from NY....... get ready to pay them most of your arm, and all of your leg!

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