I'd like to get a list of everyone's favorite joke, I'm posting mine in my blog and please post your's in a comment.
((this joke is totally fictional, I'd never do anything like this to someone I loved enough to have a relationship with, but it makes me chuckle when I think of it))
I was in bed with my girlfriend the other night and things were getting pretty hot. I was getting ready to round thrid base when all of the sudden she says, "No, I just want you to hold me. You're not in touch enough with my emotional needs for me to satisfy your physical needs." So I put Mr. Winki away and went to sleep.
I woke up early the next morning and thought about what she said last night, and after some deliberation I decided to call into work, play hookie, and spend the day with her. We went to a department store, the name of which shall be unmentioned, and spent the day shopping.
She did a hell of a lot of browsing, which was pretty boreing, but I managed to keep her from seeing me yawn when I did. Eventually we ended up in the really swanky section of the women's clothes department. She looked at the outfits and started trying them on. She eventually ended up with three outfits that she really liked but couldn't decide which one to get. So I told her, "Go ahead and take them all." She was so happy and excited, I just had to smile.
We did some more browsing around, and I did some more yawning, and then we ended up in the shoe department. She had the idea of getting a pair of shoes for each outfit, and she really wanted to do it, so I said, "Go on honey, whatever you want." She tried on what seamed like hundreds if not thousands of shoes before she settled in on three pairs.
After more browsing, and yawning, through the store we ended up at the jewelry department. She looked over all the bright shiney stuff under the glass with an eye as bright as the diamonds she was viewing. She had her heart set on one piece a necklace with three diamonds pendant, all I could do was nod and put it on her.
After all this she said, "Alright I'm done, lets go to the checkout."
To which I replied, "No, I just want you to hold these things. You're not in touch enough with my financial needs for me to satisfy your shoping needs."
Apparently..... I'm not having sex tonight either.....
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