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posted 3/10/2008 12:24:13 PM |
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  BlueEyes708



As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one
of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at
Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline
it will all go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will all go
to India, if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to
Mexico, Honduras, and Guatamala, if we purchase a good car it will
all go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan
and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep
that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those
are the only businesses still in the US.

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harleybadboy

Mar 10 @ 12:33PM  
Budweiser and call girls....... Thanks for the suggestions........

Also buy Harley Davidson and Polaris...............If you don't want to buy those two items then send the money to me and I'll invest it wisely........

Better idea. Lets all throw a big AMD party.......Where do we meet?
CrazyCraveman

Mar 10 @ 12:37PM  
Now that'd all depend as to what brand of beer you buy...

And to harleybadboy, I work for Polaris...and Polaris is not 100% American.
Wordsofwit

Mar 10 @ 12:41PM  
India does not manufacture computers. My creditors have already decided what will be done with the money. Prostitutes, nah, but the let's just get drunk and screw concept sounds appealing. The lady and I can play a game: She can pretend I am still good looking and I'll pretend that she is somebody else.
jcarolina

Mar 10 @ 12:49PM  
I try not to drink American beer, and prostitutes scare me so I'm spending mine on imported beer and barflies!!
freakin_u

Mar 10 @ 12:52PM  
I'd invest in some atiquities..a solid return and it will stay in america...Then the BEER!!!!!!!
lifeizabitch

Mar 10 @ 1:05PM  
Jess and I have already decided to donate ours to the local womens shelter; the money will stay here and help those in need.
Scottishtease

Mar 10 @ 1:08PM  
Hey we could all buy a 2 year subscription on this website. Guaranteed to enjoy it.
harleybadboy

Mar 10 @ 1:11PM  
CrazyCaveman.....

Seems everything now has some pieces and parts made overseas or Mexico. Sad isn't it..............

Beer party.....................
kozmik_wave

Mar 10 @ 1:30PM  
Illegal Aliens are getting these rebates too...

I'm game to buy one way tickets to their homeland with mine.
slohand_47

Mar 10 @ 1:39PM  
And STEAK ! ! Good old american corn fed beef ! What's better than a steak on the grill and an ice cold beer.
SxzeNewMe

Mar 10 @ 2:17PM  
I'm 100 percent American - spend it on me!!!
NachoBaby

Mar 10 @ 2:35PM  
I don't get one .. not having had a paying job last year.. but if I did.. I'd give it to my freakin doctors.. that's buying american right? Money grubbin bastages.. I'm in to this disease.. without going to the hospital.. 3k as of last friday.
MIGHTY_SACK

Mar 10 @ 3:22PM  
This place
RECOMMENDS YOU PAY BILLS.... BEFORE THE RECESSION WORSENS!
DarkKnightWalking

Mar 10 @ 3:54PM  
AMD Party!!!!!!
hornytoad55

Mar 10 @ 4:46PM  
I am with Nacho. I am disabled and have no income other than S. S. I don't got one either. They can't give it to am 100% American that has payed taxes for 40 years. They have to give mine to some Illegal Alien!!!!!
hornytoad55

Mar 10 @ 4:47PM  
Damn memory here is you Kuto.

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