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posted 3/10/2008 12:23:08 PM |
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This a Copy & Paste from an email that my Mom's best friend sent me... read it before, as I am sure most of you have, but, it is always good for a laugh.... I can picture my Hubby doing this..... ....


This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
>
>
> After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
> Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and
> preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like
> most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the
> following letter from the local Wal-Mart.
>
>
> Dear Mrs. Samsel,
>
> Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in
> our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both
> of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.Samsel are listed below and
> are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
>
> 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
> when they weren't looking.
>
> 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
> intervals.
>
> 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's
> restroom.
>
> 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
> 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'
>
> 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on
> layaway.
>
> 6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
> 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
> shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from
> the bedding department.
>
> 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and
> screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
>
> 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
> mirror while he picked his nose.
>
> 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
> the clerk where the antidepressants were.
>
> 11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
> 'Mission Impossible' theme.
>
> 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'
> by using different sizes of funnels.
>
> 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
> yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
>
> 14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed
> a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
>
> And last, but not least.
> 15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then
> yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'
>
> Regards,
> Tom Richards
> Walmart Manager

It was nice to get the giggles first thing on a frozen Monday Morning! Have a great week, Ya'll!

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harleybadboy

Mar 10 @ 12:38PM  
You forgot the one where he didn't realise the toilets in the plumbing department were for display only. But someone is going to get a good deal on a used plunger.
freakin_u

Mar 10 @ 12:57PM  
This is to f***ing funny..Bad part is,I actually did one or two of these.. LMAO.......
CrazyCraveman

Mar 10 @ 12:57PM  
I've actually done # 1 quite a few times, I also throw boxes of tampons into men's carts when they're not looking...
Scottishtease

Mar 10 @ 1:06PM  
can't stop laughing...awesome job dude...still laughing hard. :>)
gwenafar

Mar 10 @ 1:10PM  
I needed a good laugh
thod1500

Mar 10 @ 1:23PM  
i don't think i can stop !!!!!
ajay_t43

Mar 10 @ 2:53PM  
lol, this has been posted before on amd :P.

good one though!

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