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Are Handjobs a Thing of the Past???

posted 3/8/2008 11:34:18 AM |
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  hopon

Giving handjobs was never really my cup of tea.... I mean don't get me wrong.. it was cool when I was in middle school... but as we grow up we all move onto bigger and better things... you all know what I mean.... that's right..... sucking and fucking!!!!

Once I got into the sucking and fucking stage of my life, I looked at handjobs as something my man had to do when he wanted some satisfaction and I wasn't around. I guess that I still look at it as that today. As I have a hard time believing that a grown man is going to get the same amount of pleasure if I give him a hand job, as if I give him head.... don't know.... just MY theory!...

Anyways... what does one do when they get sick? Take right now for instance... I have had some bronchial sickness of some sort going on.... my mouth is off limits because I have a cold sore on my bottom lip (a. it hurts to suck cock when you have a foreign growth on your lip. b. I am almost positive that my man doesn't want to go to the doctor for a herpes treatment on his dick). My pussy is off limits because of the damn infection that the antibiotic has sent me into...

So... what is a girl to do?.... do I resort back to giving my man a hand job, or do I let him take care of his own business for a while?? What would you do???

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loveableone

Mar 8 @ 11:36AM  
I would give him the handjob, I always aim to please and if that is the way to please him, that is what I would do!! Just my opinion! Good luck, hope you get feeling better!
rnj1013

Mar 8 @ 11:38AM  
I'd never turn down a good handjob.....just sayin
ValentineGirl214

Mar 8 @ 11:43AM  
I'd watch him give himself a handjob and tell him to aim it in my mouth!! Could be Fun!!

Plus I love watching a man do that!!
hopon

Mar 8 @ 11:59AM  
oooo... VG..... you are soooo right about watching him give himself a handjob.... that is hot!
shy_sexy_kitten

Mar 8 @ 12:12PM  
handjob....

use lub... and there is a mushroom technique... that drives them crazy...

lub up both hands a lot... especially your dominant hand - lots in the palm

hold cock in one hand... below the head.... firm but not tight

with dominant hand... with your hand flat....make a circular pattern on the top of his penis.. and then move your hand around the cock while still keeping your hand flat..

warning... this is gives extremely strong sensations for the man... some men can't handle it too much... if it's good for him... you will hear OMG, OMG,OMG....
do it slowly... and steady... don't speed up....

if he can handle it.... he will cum very very hard!!!

and if it is too much for him... just keep using your lubed hands for regular hand job...

hope you get better soon



Ashinatrix

Mar 8 @ 12:21PM  
OMG I LOOOOOOVE handjob-porn!!!!
saxman2005

Mar 8 @ 12:21PM  
Personally, I love a good hand job..some of my most intense orgasms have been from hand jobs!
jcarolina

Mar 8 @ 12:34PM  
What's up neighbor? I guess I'd just let him decide.




Speaking of being neighborly, could you just give me a hand?
Lisa46

Mar 8 @ 12:38PM  
this blog is now X-rated great by play there Kitten
CrazyCraveman

Mar 8 @ 1:14PM  
I sure as hell hope not! At 44, I still enjoy a fun handjob every now and then!!
Ashinatrix

Mar 8 @ 1:23PM  
There's always
Smurf-jobs......
Lisa46

Mar 8 @ 1:33PM  
okay now I'm pissy Ash phuckin Smurfette is getting her little blue hands on a dick and I"m not
chocolatemilf

Mar 8 @ 2:07PM  
I love a hand job.......lot's of lube and a soft, but firm touch.........I am very discreet........I gave a guy one with the right hand and drove with my left and he blew his load pdq..............It was sooo naughty............people were everywhere.........I am ambidexterous..............
max49

Mar 8 @ 2:22PM  
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masturbatorguy

Mar 8 @ 3:04PM  
Just pose nude, ben over and have him jack off in front of you
masturbatorguy

Mar 8 @ 3:06PM  
Just pose nude, bend over and have him jack off in front of you
jeffschlong4u2

Mar 8 @ 5:02PM  
I think we are more focused on the handjob than what other options
may be available.

While I'm not knocking a good hand-job, there are other forms
of sex which can remedy this situation.

Anal Sex
Dick Lick
Titty Fuck
Arm-Pit fuck
Tight Thigh fuck - squish ur thighs together
Feet Fuck - feet together

the list goes on and on

don't stereo type the only thing left away from a mouth and a pussy
is a hand job :) There's lots more
cure4u2

Mar 8 @ 5:54PM  
sometimes men just want their woman to watch them get off
Revenant

Mar 8 @ 5:57PM  
I just gave myself one a couple of hours ago.
SxzeNewMe

Mar 8 @ 6:10PM  
Gee, I think hand jobs are kinda sexy and fun...I love the way a hard man feels in my hand! Of course, it's hard to ONLY do that, but I don't have a problem with it. Is it me, or is it hot in here today???
SxzeNewMe

Mar 8 @ 6:11PM  
sometimes men just want their woman to watch them get off

I meant to comment on this...I think this is probably more true than not...and sexy, too!
hopon

Mar 8 @ 7:27PM  
Holy crap..... my power goes out for five hours and when it cums back on, I find out that my freakin' blog is on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have enjoyed ALL of the comments!! Thanks to all of you!
slohand_47

Mar 8 @ 8:45PM  
I've been sick so I"m a little late to the party myself.

I've always had..... er........ frequent morning wood...... and some mornings my ex really wasn't in the mood...... and she never was into oral...... so some mornings she would get up to use the bathroom and while there she's put a generous dolop of lotion in her hand and then come back to bed. I didn't feel neglected, she didn't feel pressured, and everyone was happy!

So, yes, handjobs are still a very useful part of a relationship.
sumdaysoon

Mar 8 @ 10:06PM  
<----- wonders how much a smurf-job would cost........ that looks like fun........

hell i get hand-jobs all the time.........too bad i'm the one giving to me..........
blackskyline4

Mar 8 @ 10:25PM  
A handjob is like a trip down memory lane... good for here and there but shouldn't be all
bparlog

Mar 27 @ 9:56PM  
If you love him and his happiness means a lot to you, use you hand with some of the KY Jelly that warms up. it will make him cum quickly and save you time and anxiety.

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