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Reasons Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

posted 3/7/2008 1:36:00 PM |
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  Bardog_6

I know I'm gonna get in trouble for this.....
But I can't resist posting it!

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Reasons Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
You can ride a motorcycle any time of the month.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Motorcycles curves never sag
Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can kick your motorcycle to wake it up.
You can share your motorcycle with your friends
If your motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler
You only need to get a new chain or belt for your motorcycle when the old one is Really Worn
If your motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it
Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden
Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have.
Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other motorcycles, or if you buy motorcycle magazines.
If your motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
If your motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it
If your motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks
If your motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it
You can have a beer while riding your motorcycle
You can have a black motorcycle and show it to your parents
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your motorcycle
You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your motorcycle
You don't have to convince your motorcycle that you're a cyclist and that you think that motorcycles are equals.
If you say bad things to your motorcycle, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.
You don't have to take a shower before riding your motorcycle.
It's always OK to use tie downs on your motorcycle.
If your motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get diseases from a motorcycle you don't know very well
If you get rid of your motorcycle it doesn't get to keep half of your stuff.
If you leave town you don't have to worry if your motorcycle is letting somebody else ride it.
You can trade your motorcycle in for a newer model without paying alimony.
Your motorcycle doesn't mind if you play with it in public.
Your motorcycle has an off switch.
You can totally ignore your motorcycle as long as you want.
Your motorcycle won't get offended if you suggest bigger, aftermarket headlights.
You know exactly how much your motorcycle is going to take out of your checking account each month
Your motorcycle doesn't expect foreplay.
Your motorcycle doesn't want to snuggle after a ride.
People envy your motorcycle more the older it gets.
You can get your motorcycle hot and ready with 2 minutes of sitting on your butt.
Your motorcycle doesn't mind waiting outside while you go into a strip club.
If you don't want your motorcycle anymore, it's not illegal to sell it.
You can Bore & Stroke it in public & no one cares!
Motorcycles don't mind having two riders at the same time.
You can sit, sipping on a cool J.D. & stare at your motorcycle for hours & it won't ask you any stupid questions!
You can call your motorcycle anything in the book and still get to ride it after its all fired up!
If you take care of your motorcycle, it will never get to old for you to ride it.
You can call your motorcycle a hog and it wont get pissed.
You don't have to give your motorcycle a ring in order to get a ride!
You can always tell if your motorcycle is turned on or not.
It's ok to store disassembled pieces of your motorcycles in your basement.
You and a friend can ride a motorcycle at the same time and it won't get mad if the pics end up on the internet!!!
Your motorcycle doesn't mind living in the garage.
Big and/or fat is a GOOD thing


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nighthawkron

Mar 7 @ 1:41PM  
Amen I heard that !
Lisa46

Mar 7 @ 1:44PM  
you forgot why Motorcycles are better than men

Motorcycles last longer.
If your motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it
You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore
You can't get diseases from a motorcycle you don't know very well
Big and/or fat is a GOOD thing

These are important to
Sunshine79

Mar 7 @ 1:45PM  
You can ride a motorcycle any time of the month.

You can ride me anytime of the month too, I'm not opposed!

If your motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler


Yeah, you can buy me a ball gag....But, I'd rather be loud!

And the one I totally agree with:
Big and/or fat is a GOOD thing

Yup, Big Girls Do It Harder!!![B]
Wordsofwit

Mar 7 @ 1:46PM  
If you decide that you don't love your motorcycle anymore, you can sell it.
dom65

Mar 7 @ 1:46PM  
Nothing´s wrong with that post. Agree and kudo.
themama

Mar 7 @ 1:48PM  
Hmmm... all of those are not true.. I don't sag....... I love to ride.....can ride me anytime ofthe month too.....Hmmm you can tie me down...lol

I got one for a womans point.. riding a hog is like great sex for us and no mess to clean up afterwards....
max49

Mar 7 @ 2:31PM  
OHHHH you are a brave man. I will pray for you my son.
BlueEyes708

Mar 7 @ 2:53PM  
Why my motorcycle is better than some men I know
(maybe not as long, but just as honest.)


Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't bitch because you can’t get pregnant.
Motorcycles don't have parents, or buddies that take them out on a Friday night leaving me at home alone
Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong. That includes being left at home with the kids
You can kick your motorcycle to wake it up.
You can share your motorcycle with your friends (but only a fool would share her ride)
You only need to get a new chain or belt for your motorcycle when the old one is Really Worn and replace the tires when he can't get enough traction to preform.
If your motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks (never thought of that one, and less work)
You can have a beer while riding your motorcycle (only if you are really stupid)
Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden (I own two right now, neither care one bit which one I go out with, and I’m not called a whore for doing it.)
If you say bad things to your motorcycle, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.( but your going to offend the gremlins if you don’t)
You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore (yeah nothing like a 700 pound Vibrator)
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride, and I don’t have to dress sexy to get a ride.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
If you get rid of your motorcycle it doesn't get to keep half of your stuff. (don’t buy much chrome do you?)
If you leave town you don't have to worry if your motorcycle is letting somebody else ride it. (not if you take the keys and set the alarm anyway.)
Your motorcycle has an off switch. (thank god for that little detail)
Slamming my motorcycle isn't consider unlady like, just a cool ride.
I know where my ride is at night.
I don’t have to worry if my motorcycle is going to get me an STD from being at a bike rally all weekend.
I don’t have to worry about my motorcycle cheating on me.
If I ride with another Guy, I don’t have to explain why when I get home.
My motorcycle is there anytime I need him, ready willing and able to be ridden.
I don’t have to cook for my motorcycles, wash his clothes or deal with his kids to get a ride
I don't have to worry about a football, baseball, basketball, or any other game on TV if I want a ride.
My motorcycle doesn’t have a mother.
I can be gone all weekend, and I don’t owe my motorcycle any kind of explanation.
My motorcycle can be any color I want, and I’m not going to be called “WHITE TRASH” because of it
My motorcycle will carry my luggage and doesn’t complain about how much I’ve packed.
When I ride down the street, men admire me, not just my ride
My ride looks better than some of the guys I’ve dated, and cleaner.
If I trade up to a newer model, It's a good thing.
My motorcycle is in for the Long Haul.

I can think of others, but I think you get the point.

Knees in the wind, and Dry road ahead


nighthawkron

Mar 7 @ 4:06PM  
You know the ladies have a good point also !
darthmaul

Mar 7 @ 6:23PM  
You can't get diseases from a motorcycle you don't know very well

Does "road rash" count as a disease?
BlueEyes708

Mar 7 @ 10:44PM  
Road Rash count as Stupidity.

Taking a ride you don't know, faster than you should until you and said ride become better acquainted. Probably an unappropriate amount of Liquor was involved also.

Remember guys 2 wheels, 2 beers and an hour between each. I don't want to hear of any BIker Funerals from this site, this riding season.


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