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It's All In The Name

posted 3/7/2008 3:03:32 AM |
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  swyeter

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
But what the heck, he says to himself, "I can really use a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your weewee?"

The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your weewee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his, Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies.'"


The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left,who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the na me of yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex," and the thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like A Rock.'" and gives him a wink.

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name. He exclaims, "The name of my weewee is 'SECRET.' Now give me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asked, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN

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itsallforfun

Mar 7 @ 3:06AM  



that was good!!!
DarkKnightWalking

Mar 7 @ 3:19AM  


Aye, indeed...get that man another.....
cartiel

Mar 7 @ 3:26AM  
That joke was fucking funny! Thanks a lot. Hey,how about another?
whisperingcomet

Mar 7 @ 4:27AM  
Great joke,,,,kisses
rescueremedy

Mar 7 @ 6:11AM  
Great Joke ...
jcarolina

Mar 7 @ 6:39AM  
That's funny as hell!

Thanks for a dirty joke light enough to tell some of the cranksters around my hood.
Ewe_Wish

Mar 7 @ 10:49AM  
That was funny!
Lisa46

Mar 7 @ 10:54AM  
bandengor

Mar 7 @ 12:19PM  
I haven't heard that one!
DarkDesires99

Mar 7 @ 1:02PM  
I like this one and hey swyeter want to share a secret???
ladybootscooter

Mar 7 @ 6:11PM  
yep, always a good one!

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