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posted 3/6/2008 11:52:25 PM |
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Just had to share this.. laughed so hard after reading it.....




From: Never mess with a senior citizen. They earn the right to be truthful and not care.




Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand-motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know yo u.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, ' Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'





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itsallforfun

Mar 7 @ 12:12AM  
BlueEyes708

Mar 7 @ 2:16AM  
'Nuph said

Exanthiber

Mar 7 @ 2:29AM  
great one!
onehornytoad69

Mar 7 @ 4:20AM  
Now Thats funny!!!! Thx!!!
jcarolina

Mar 7 @ 6:55AM  
Justice is served.
Sunshine79

Mar 7 @ 9:00AM  
Yeah, ya just don't argue with old people!!!

They have INFINITE wisdom!!!!
NachoBaby

Mar 7 @ 9:57AM  
Go Granny!!! And it's true too.. they won't play any nice nicey games.
passionateone

Mar 7 @ 10:14AM  
best laugh ive had in along while , WOOHOO

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