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posted 3/5/2008 9:56:02 PM |
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  dildoqueen

... will not be appearing in this blog. Sorry, but I swore an oath long ago that i could never reveal that particular nugget of wisdom. Just to sake your ravenous thirst for the relevancy of my title, i will say that it starts with a letter and does not end with the phrase "so, after the surgery, How's about you's and me's gte a room and watch Conan O'Brien" (Julia Made O'Brien, if you get that, get a real life.) To be honest, I think it's high time that we as Americans take a good long look at our flag. Go ahead, I'll wait...

Did you do it? You better have, it's a thing of beauty. I mean, Red, White, AND Blue?! Who thinks of that! It's got more stars that the night sky (over my house... it rains a lot...) and frankly I find the stripes very slimming.

Now is also a good time to look back upon the so-called 'subject' of this blog and see if it is, in fact, possible to fit in one more off-topic Tangent while not using the letter 'e.'


Hold on...


I got it! It's high tim@ w@ as Am@ricans and citiz@ns of @arth (form@rly Panga@a) stop using 'lol.' It's b@@n us@d so many tim@s that it has, in fact, lost ay s@mblanc@ of m@aning. now, all i can d@fin@ it as is '"a s@@mingly random s@ri@s of l@tt@rs typ@d to @xpr@ss a g@n@ral acknowl@dg@m@nt of funny'

Sweet! No E's
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dildoqueen

Mar 5 @ 10:18PM  
is it too much to expect 42 responses witht 10 minutes of posting a blog?

yes

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NachoBaby

Mar 5 @ 10:19PM  
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ok I've done my part.
dildoqueen

Mar 5 @ 10:23PM  
Whoa! Pity Posts!

Now I just need a stop sign, a fake cop's badge and a signed picture of Jimmy Hoffa and my scavanger hunt will be complete!
Ewe_Wish

Mar 5 @ 10:26PM  






Hope these help you out...............
Bushbeater

Mar 5 @ 10:42PM  
Did you know that the Star-Spangled banner was inspired in Norfolk, not Fort McHenry? The Brits razed the town of Norfolk in the War of 1812 while Francis Scott Key was hiding on a Schooner in Norfolk Harbor. Their cannons destroyed every last building, but they spared all the churches. How odd, but utterly British. Andrew Jackson paid them back after the war was over by destroying three entire regiments of british infantry in an ambush at the so-called Battle of New Orleans as they marched in file to their boats in the harbor. They say ol Andy was crazy, maybe that's why he's on the $20 bill!
dildoqueen

Mar 9 @ 8:28PM  
New?! I posted this like a week ago!

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