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posted 3/5/2008 11:02:41 AM |
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  Lisa46

> > A man walked into the ladies department of a
> Macy's and shyly walked
> up to
> the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to
> buy a bra for my
> wife."
> > "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
> > "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than
> one type?"
> > "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed
> a sea of bras in
> every
> shape, size, color and material imaginable.
> >
> >
> > "Actually, even with all of this variety, there
> are really only four
> types of
> bras to choose."
> > Relieved, the man asked about the types. The
> saleslady replied:
> > "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
> Presbyterian, and
> the
> Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
> >
> >
> > Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the
> differences between
> them.
> > The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite
> simple... "
> >
> >
> > The Catholic type supports the masses.
> > The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
> > The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and
> upright, and
> > The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

> > Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F,
> G, and H are the
> letters
> used to define bra sizes?
> > If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure
> out what the letters
> stood
> for, it is about time you became informed!
> >
> >
> > (A} Almost Boobs...
> > {B} Barely there.
> > {C} Can't Complain!
> > {D} Dang!
> > {DD} Double dang!
> > {E} Enormous!
> > {F} Fake.
> > {G} Get a Reduction.
> > {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

> > They forgot the German bra.
> > Holtzemfromfloppen

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NachoBaby

Mar 5 @ 11:10AM  
Mine is the pagan type... it feels as if I am not wearing one.. ohh look.. I'm not!
Wordsofwit

Mar 5 @ 11:19AM  
good ones
jcarolina

Mar 5 @ 11:36AM  
Help, I'm laughing and I can't get up!!!!!!
surfin4fun

Mar 5 @ 11:48AM  
Thank you, that was quite an education
DarkDesires99

Mar 5 @ 11:51AM  
This is great a joke I haven’t seen before!
Funny stuff!

hornytoad55

Mar 5 @ 12:04PM  
Very funny Lisa. I haven't seen that before.
surfin4fun

Mar 5 @ 1:15PM  
LIsa remember about that CRS I told you about, well I just came back to add a greenie. I'll take another cup of coffee and I should get better soon
Lisa46

Mar 5 @ 1:38PM  
hey Surf I thought that was CRAFT (Can't rmember a fuckin thing)
surfin4fun

Mar 5 @ 1:58PM  
yeah, I, uh, forgot that one too ....
blackskyline4

Mar 5 @ 4:14PM  
Best explanation ever... they should have taught it that way in school
StraddleMyNose

Mar 5 @ 5:08PM  
I think I have seen this one before in an email forward. Still a classic!
NYS_Vacation

Mar 23 @ 9:08PM  
What about the RawHide Bra?

You know the Bra - It rounds them up and heads them out!
nowisntthatspecial

Mar 23 @ 10:35PM  
I was expecting something related to Easter . A resurrection bra or something.

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