What Religion is Your Bra? posted 3/5/2008 11:02:41 AM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke, laugh, humour, smile

Lisa46

> > A man walked into the ladies department of a
> Macy's and shyly walked
> up to
> the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to
> buy a bra for my
> wife."
> > "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
> > "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than
> one type?"
> > "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed
> a sea of bras in
> every
> shape, size, color and material imaginable.
> >
> >
> > "Actually, even with all of this variety, there
> are really only four
> types of
> bras to choose."
> > Relieved, the man asked about the types. The
> saleslady replied:
> > "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
> Presbyterian, and
> the
> Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
> >
> >
> > Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the
> differences between
> them.
> > The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite
> simple... "
> >
> >
> > The Catholic type supports the masses.
> > The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
> > The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and
> upright, and
> > The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

> > Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F,
> G, and H are the
> letters
> used to define bra sizes?
> > If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure
> out what the letters
> stood
> for, it is about time you became informed!
> >
> >
> > (A} Almost Boobs...
> > {B} Barely there.
> > {C} Can't Complain!
> > {D} Dang!
> > {DD} Double dang!
> > {E} Enormous!
> > {F} Fake.
> > {G} Get a Reduction.
> > {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

> > They forgot the German bra.
> > Holtzemfromfloppen

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