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A Fairy Tale

posted 3/5/2008 9:31:21 AM |
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  BlueEyes708

Once upon a time

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in a land far away,

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a beautiful, independent,

self-assured princess

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happened upon a frog as she sat

contemplating ecological issues

on the shores of an unpolluted pond

in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap

and said: ' Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome prince,

until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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One kiss from you, however,

and I will turn back

into the dapper, young prince that I am

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and then, my sweet, we can marry

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and set up housekeeping in your castle

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with my mother,

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where you can prepare my meals,

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clean my clothes, bear my children,

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and forever feel

grateful and happy doing so. '

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That night,

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as the princess dined sumptuously

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on lightly sauteed frog legs

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seasoned in a white wine

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and onion cream sauce,

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she chuckled and thought to herself:

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I don't fuckin think so.

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surfin4fun

Mar 5 @ 9:36AM  
What can I say! Plus rumor has it you may get warts from kissing frogs
DarkFairyTale

Mar 5 @ 9:36AM  
hehehe..damn right im the fairy tale !! ahaha..good blog hun..love it
DarkFairyTale

Mar 5 @ 9:37AM  
theres no fucken way i was gnna kiss that fucker..EWWWWW...i mean..come'on he fucken comes from a swamp :P
hornytoad55

Mar 5 @ 12:12PM  
That rumor isn't true Surfin!!!!!!
gwenafar

Mar 5 @ 1:40PM  
that was awesome, blueeyes.... I would have done the same thing
StraddleMyNose

Mar 5 @ 5:22PM  
@ hornytoad55's comment!

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