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A Fairy Tale

posted 3/5/2008 9:31:21 AM |
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Once upon a time


in a land far away,


a beautiful, independent,

self-assured princess


happened upon a frog as she sat

contemplating ecological issues

on the shores of an unpolluted pond

in a verdant meadow near her castle.


The frog hopped into the princess' lap

and said: ' Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome prince,

until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.


One kiss from you, however,

and I will turn back

into the dapper, young prince that I am


and then, my sweet, we can marry


and set up housekeeping in your castle


with my mother,


where you can prepare my meals,


clean my clothes, bear my children,


and forever feel

grateful and happy doing so. '


That night,


as the princess dined sumptuously


on lightly sauteed frog legs


seasoned in a white wine


and onion cream sauce,


she chuckled and thought to herself:


I don't fuckin think so.

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Mar 5 @ 9:36AM  
What can I say! Plus rumor has it you may get warts from kissing frogs

Mar 5 @ 9:36AM  
hehehe..damn right im the fairy tale !! ahaha..good blog it

Mar 5 @ 9:37AM  
theres no fucken way i was gnna kiss that fucker..EWWWWW...i mean..come'on he fucken comes from a swamp :P

Mar 5 @ 12:12PM  
That rumor isn't true Surfin!!!!!!

Mar 5 @ 1:40PM  
that was awesome, blueeyes.... I would have done the same thing

Mar 5 @ 5:22PM  
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