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Newfie and his dog *Joke*

posted 3/4/2008 7:44:11 PM |
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Newfie And His Dog

One hot summer day, a Newfie came to town with his dog, tied it under the
shade of a tree, and headed into the bar for a cold one.

Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked,
'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'

The Newfie said it was his.

'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.

The Newfie replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.

'The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand.
Your dog needs to be bred.'

'No way,' said the Newfie. 'That dog don't need bread.
She ain't hungry cause I fed her this mornin'.'
The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand; your dog wants
to have sex!'

(You gotta love this)


The Newfie looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead.
I always wanted a police dog.'

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sugarnspice005

Mar 4 @ 7:47PM  


That is cute!!!!!!!
Souluv

Mar 4 @ 7:50PM  
nobodysgirIfriend

Mar 4 @ 8:05PM  
hahahha that's hilarious
chocolatemilf

Mar 4 @ 9:26PM  
Sooo funny.....................
Wordsofwit

Mar 4 @ 11:24PM  
Kind of cute, but was funnier last week when somebody else posted the joke.
BABYDOLL666

Mar 4 @ 11:27PM  
Geez some one knows how to spoil the fun and definatly didnt know some one already posted it

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Newfie and his dog *Joke*