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BORT'S BEGINNING

posted 3/4/2008 3:21:02 PM |
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Just another day in the Borty household. I awoke to the cat humping my leg again and the parrrot sitting on my face doing something nasty.
I straightened out my pleated skirt, pulled up my pink nylons and readjusted my pink frilly panties. A familiar burnt toast odor came the kitchen reminding me that at my age, the possibility of a stroke was not out of the question. Recalling the activities of the night before, I realized it was probably the lady who seemed to take great delight in slapping my face, then buggering me with her immense strapon.
Not wishing another confrontation, I decided to begin my day by logging on to AMD, but first I would need to put on my tin foil hat complete with a coat hanger for antennae, drapped with several of my most cherished panties from my extensive panty collection. Next ..I would put on my dribble catcher to ensure my keyboard didn't short out from the large amount of spittal I would secrete during the day.
Then in my most manly voice I would exclaim ....LET GET READY TO RUMBLE FOLKS.....

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canuhelpme258

Mar 4 @ 3:35PM  
homygods that was funny!
DarkDesires99

Mar 4 @ 3:38PM  
When I saw the title of this blog I somehow envisioned little Borty in the sandbox peeking at panties, or watching the girls swing high in the air, skirts billowing in the wind….oh well….it was still funny.
gwenafar

Mar 4 @ 3:45PM  
awww....what a sweet little picture you have painted in my head
Ewe_Wish

Mar 4 @ 3:52PM  
the possibility of a stroke was not out of the question
I am thinking you may want to be checked out for that possibility now........
surfin4fun

Mar 4 @ 4:02PM  
That was pretty good Borty, I'm now wondering why my mornings are soooo dull?
ladybootscooter

Mar 4 @ 4:22PM  
So that's what happened to all my tin foil and wire hangers the last time you came to visit!!! Good one Bort, kudo worthy for sure!
maggiemae1969

Mar 4 @ 5:33PM  
Borty.......... call home........









[he already has the bike)
Looking4ever

Mar 4 @ 6:03PM  
Man, having to go to work (and miss all this) sucks.
shellsmack

Mar 4 @ 6:05PM  
<<--- adjusts HER pink frillie panties and wonders if you ever got breakfast.
jcarolina

Mar 4 @ 6:20PM  
Damn, if all that happened, I just wouldn't go to sleep!!


Hey, can your hat pick up KROC in LA? My local radio stations are lame.
NachoBaby

Mar 4 @ 7:17PM  
hey bort.. wanna fuck?
sugarnspice005

Mar 4 @ 7:27PM  
pink nylons? pink frilly panties?

Well...now I know where my stuff has disappeared to!




I'll bet he just looked so sexy wearing em too!


*leaves a kudo...looks around to make sure DeDe doesn't see it*
StraddleMyNose

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Mar 4 @ 8:10PM  
Borty, Borty, Borty....what are we going to do with you?!

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