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Dirty Showers, Cole Slaw, and Pine Pitch!

posted 3/3/2008 6:45:35 PM |
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Someone please tell me.... how to hell does a shower and bathtub get so dirty???
One would think that this would be one of the cleanest spots in a home.... but OMG!!!!! Help!!!! I think something was growing in there!

I was holding it together nicely on my diet, and then it happened........ my husband brought home cole slaw from KFC!!!! Oh no.... my weakness!!! But... I ate it anyways.... hell.... I figured it was a salad, and it couldn't be all that bad for you could it???

I had a good memory come back to me today..... my cell phone rang on my way home to work, picked it up, and it was my good ole fuck buddy from NY.... anyways.... we got talking and chatting about the good old days, when all of a sudden he said, "Remember the time I was sitting on your front porch, and you got down on your knees and gave me a bj"? ... I said.... hell yes!,...... I remember .... and he said,...... "I still can't get that fucking pine pitch off my pants that I had sat in!" .....Ppppssttt..... can you keep a secret???? I am not quite sure that it was pine pitch!!!!! lmao!!!!

I hope everyone had a great Monday! Here's to a good week!

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NachoBaby

Mar 3 @ 6:49PM  
Good week to you too Hops.. hope yours is smoooooooth!
Sunshinegal35

Mar 3 @ 6:53PM  
Hops, you totally crack me up!!!!!!!!!!! And I was wondering, too, how a shower/bathtub can get so dirty!
But I've never wondered about the so-called pine-pitch on your fuck buddy's pants LOL!
Just wishing I had a fuck buddy!
LilGriz

Mar 3 @ 7:12PM  
I just love KFC's coleslaw. I remember it tasting a little different many years agom but you know how dem der brain cells go running off when you ger older doncha know!

Course, all that hair and dirt have to go somewhere, and you know it doesn't want to go down the drain. I think there are secret meetings when we aren't looking.

Have a great one.
jcarolina

Mar 3 @ 7:20PM  
Can I come sit on your front porch??

I'm looking for new buddies, Sunshine,.........

Looks like our boards are heating up a little, Hopon.
Have a great week!!!
StraddleMyNose

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Mar 3 @ 9:34PM  
Damn, now I'm hungry after reading your blog. Mmmm, splatter a little blood on the chicken and I'm good to go!




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