A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother
asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother
tells him no breakfast till the chores are done.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk
in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig,so you don't get any bacon for a
week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast, grumpy, and kicks the cat
halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother and with a smile says, "Are you going
to tell him, or should I?"[QUOTE]
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