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Call me graceful

posted 3/2/2008 1:06:01 PM |

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Lisa46

My day off and here I am awake at 6:30 in the stinkin morning alone as usual. Well I've procrasted enough on cleaning my house. I turn on the coffee pot wash my face and wait.

After a few cups I come into the spare room turn on the computer check mails oops go start a load of laundry sit back in front of the puter. Well that is how my morning proceeds get a chore done sit back down

Well my sister brought me her shampooer never worked it before in my life. After calling it everything but a machine I figure out who to put it together (all I could remember was use hot water). Hey not to bad it seems to do well oops outta cleaner turn off the machine pull out the little container to refill walk in the kitchen.........................................................FUCK ............................my houseslippers are wet I'm doing a new dance on the floor shit!!>...............I fall dayum I can't do the splits anymore??? What happened?? I'm on my ass knees spread wide ass is killing me and all I can do if laugh my feet hurt my knees hurt (told ya I can't do the splits no more). and OMG my ass I think I'm gonna have pretty bruises showin up soon

I have laughed so hard now my ribs hurt! What can I say but hey I can laugh at myself you can laugh at me also OMG does this only happen to me?

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GSpotGina

Mar 2 @ 1:19PM

LOL Sorry Lisa, but I'm cracking up here. What else can go wrong, right?

max49

Mar 2 @ 1:25PM

I just wanna see your ass.

casuallylooking

Mar 2 @ 1:26PM

Okay, I will stop laughing long enough to say,,No, Lisa. You are not the only one that does things like that.. Remember my incident with forgetting to use the steps to get down the ladder?

And I've stepped on tile floor with wet feet from steam cleaing and found my ass on the floor...along with just about every other part of my body.

I'm glad you weren't injured, except for maybe your pride a little bit.. Make sure not to let those muscles get too stiff. Be a little more careful.

Laughter always helps..even if it is at yourself on occassion.

belle1010

Mar 2 @ 1:39PM

Oh honey, I'm a natural klutz! I have had to be extra careful this winter with all the ice and snow not to fall on my ass. Being pregnant has made me more aware of what i'm doing, oh and my friends and family have helped a little too .

I hope you're ok, it might take a little while for all the pain to set in. Heating pads are wonderful inventions!

SexPet

Mar 2 @ 1:48PM

At least you now have an excuse to put off the housework longer

Seriously though... hope you're ok

ValentineGirl214

Mar 2 @ 1:51PM

OMG Lisa, Reading this HURT ME!!
You are not the only one!! I've done some pretty hysterical stuff home alone too and I still look around to see if anyone was looking!!

NachoBaby

Mar 2 @ 2:01PM

Er.. crossin the street one day... and my knee said ok we are done.. sit.. and I sat.. and said a string of words that turned the air a distinct shade of blue..

honey no.. you are not the only one.. and it's funny as hell isn't it???

jcarolina

Mar 2 @ 2:12PM

Happens to everyone!

The other week my cousin got up in the night for some water. His dog had retched on the hardwood, my cousin slid, broke the f... out of his small toe, injured his back and had doggie vomit all over him. When you go to his house and look at his dog, it's just hilarious!!

*Not to him, though.

canuhelpme258

Mar 2 @ 2:23PM

I'm on my ass knees spread wide ass is killing me
Ummm taken out of context that sounds like a good morning....

Ewe_Wish

Mar 2 @ 3:13PM

Lisa.........I think your one of the ones of us who really need someone around to watch us all the time............I have managed to fall more times in the last few months than I believe in years..............but it is kinda amusing when you think about it..........the last time i fell I was in my basement doing laundry and as I laid on the floor thinking I couldnt move that there was no worrying about how crappy I looked..........there was no one to call 911 anyways................

xdcfx

Mar 2 @ 3:17PM

LMAO I wish I had a video of that Can we see it on youtube?

Well just be careful, and enjoy the rest of your day cleaning. When you think you want to clean out the attic, call me. I'll come over with the video camera. Call me graceful[QUOTE] Have a good day graceful....

J.A.F.O.

Sunshinegal35

Mar 2 @ 3:46PM

This totally cracked me up, Lisa! I hope you're not too hurt, but I think we've all done something like this before.......
Thanks for sharing and thanks for the chuckle!

CrazyCraveman

Mar 2 @ 4:03PM

I'm on my ass, knees spread wide...

Damn, you're on your ass, knees spread WIDE open...if I had been there...well, I woulda...

rescueremedy

Mar 2 @ 4:33PM

I know how you feel ,but i usually end up w/ a audience .... Hope you are all right .... I hope this kudo takes some of the hurt away

Lisa46

Mar 2 @ 5:04PM

Thank you so much everybody Yes I am fine my nappie turned into a 3 hour nap and you should have heard me groan when I got up gonna go find the bruises now

DarkDesires99

Mar 2 @ 5:26PM

Poor Lisa I feel for you!
While your looking at your bruises maybe you could make a fun game of connect the dots.

StraddleMyNose

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Mar 2 @ 5:59PM

I know I shouldn't be laughing, but you made me laugh with all this in your blog.

LilGriz

Mar 2 @ 9:30PM

Hey Lisa, need help looking for them there bruises

hornytoad55

Mar 3 @ 12:03AM

I hate when that happens. You be careful you don't want to break something you may need later.

Lisa46

Mar 3 @ 11:00AM

okay I need help i hurt everywhere

bandengor

Mar 3 @ 1:32PM

At least you can laugh about it

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