what the piss is up with these men and women and how they inter-relate?! it's like 94% southern twang mistresses in my local area, and those i can catch, are really fudged up - brown recluses in their beds and shit. and i really don't want to even try to attend one of those snake-handling cynagogues...
are there any sane 20-something rational human females out there? or better yet, around here? if *you* can come across even one, then you would have then trumped 3+ years of effort on my behalf. but i do not think it likely enough to send out congratulatory premonitions...
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canuhelpme258

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Mar 1 @ 4:00AM
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are there any sane 20-something rational human females out there? The age and gender demographic you desire does not come equipped with sanity... that is an after market accessory not available for newer models.
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dumblonde

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Mar 1 @ 4:00AM
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wow..i bet that will help your cause...
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jkat70

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Mar 1 @ 4:06AM
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thank you dumblonde...
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canuhelpme258

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Mar 1 @ 4:06AM
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DB if you do as Bruce has and get the mean age of the women who use this site, or the average of what they list as their age at least... you'll see he really can't hurt his cause.... as most of the women on this site are out of his demographic...
20-something females are boring, most are little more than see-n-says anway
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jkat70

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Mar 1 @ 4:08AM
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canuhelpme - is it that they're that underdeveloped or just pms-ing 24/7/365/3650?
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canuhelpme258

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Mar 1 @ 4:09AM
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I think they are still stuck in high school as most are drama queens... especially in the south where they must spend four hours a day talking to Momma on the phone and at least three hours on the weekend visiting mom and daddy
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jkat70

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Mar 1 @ 4:13AM
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that definitely helped along my parents' divorce...
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canuhelpme258

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Mar 1 @ 4:15AM
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All women are crazy... they got that extra rib... I call it the crazy rib... see women are crazy men are sane.. it must be the rib...
Your job is to pick the level of crazy you can deal with and find someone no crazier than that I'm going to work before the women wake up and kill me!
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jkat70

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Mar 1 @ 4:21AM
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i've always kept it in the back of my mind, the option of a mail-order bride - esp. a beautiful russian who can't speak a lick of english...
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lildevilgirl19

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Mar 1 @ 5:09AM
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im from california and i was raised would i be considered a western?
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lolthisistoofunny

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Mar 1 @ 6:32AM
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Says the man who is a connoisseur of Budweiser and Swisher Sweets and whose fantasy vacation destination is the Bunny Ranch....
Thanks for the laugh, Kiddo! What a way to start my day!
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lolthisistoofunny

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Mar 1 @ 6:36AM
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Oh, and incidentally, CanU, it's typically the men who have to incessantly go visit "Mama'n them."
"Gotta go see "Mama'n' them."
"Gotta go to "Mama'n 'them's today cuz it's the first of the month and I ain't got no clean drawers."
Etc.
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max49

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Mar 1 @ 9:18AM
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Canu you are a brave man.
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canuhelpme258

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Mar 1 @ 10:53AM
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Canu you are a brave man Sunny laughed in agreement...
"Gotta go to "Mama'n 'them's today cuz it's the first of the month and I ain't got no clean drawers." I beg to differ you sound like your referring to SINGLE men....
I've seen too many grown adults who can't do anything on Saturday because they must accompany their other half to her Mumma-n-Diddy's and sit for six freakin hours...
however I will not continue to propagate your on going contradiction of nearly everything I ever have to say on this poor fella's blog...
You laugh at his profile, yet, he is young, just because older folks do not find the humor in it, does not mean younger girls will not...
I'm outty gotta go take Sunny to the sex store for DVDs toys and lube....
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cutecarrie6969

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Mar 1 @ 10:55AM
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are there any sane 20-something rational human females out there? The age and gender demographic you desire does not come equipped with sanity... that is an after market accessory not available for newer models.
20-something females are boring, most are little more than see-n-says anway
I think they are still stuck in high school as most are drama queens... especially in the south Ahem..... I believe Canu has something to say to me....
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straightup_9

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Mar 1 @ 11:30AM
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are there any sane 20-something rational human females out there? The question contains the answer... ...Actually, they are all shacked up with Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, awaiting the much anticipated arrival, as foretold by the Ancient Prophets, of the sane and rational 20 something human male...
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lolthisistoofunny

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Mar 1 @ 11:56AM
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CanU, perhaps that has been YOUR experience, but it certainly hasn't been mine. And no, I'm not talking about single men; I'm talking about men, period. Ever hear the term "mama's boy?" Well, it's a hell of a lot more often-used term than is "Daddy's girl," I can assure you.
Moreover, if the poor young little OP can't take the negative comments about his profile, perhaps he shouldn't make negative comments about women to begin with, particularly women in the South, when his profile screams "good ol' boy" so loudly it's not even funny.
And you are totally hung up on insulting women who are older than you are. That much is obvious. Not only that, you seem to be a freaking misogynist in general.
I counter you because I take exception to your horribly skewed generalization of women being ignorant and of your attitude that women over 40 are, basically, worthless and desperate.
And what you are accusing me of you have done yourself..I mean, come on...was it really necessary to launch into a major history lesson in direct response to my comment on why I think a person has the right to own a gun? You know as well as I do that your reasoning behind it was to try to upstage me. Well, nice try, but it didn't work.
Ever tried taking a hard look at yourself? You really don't have room to be complaining about much of anything, from my point of view.
Try talking to and about women with just a modicum of the respect they deserve, and perhaps then you'll be respected in return.
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CrazyCraveman

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Mar 1 @ 12:24PM
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I'd like to know just what in the hell is wrong with...
Budweiser (Bud Light for me) and Swisher Sweets (Fast Break Black and Mild's for me)?!
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SxzeNewMe

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Mar 1 @ 12:40PM
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I've heard I'm pretty good at snake-handling!
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belle1010

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Mar 1 @ 12:46PM
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Try talking to and about women with just a modicum of the respect they deserve, and perhaps then you'll be respected in return.
Ok, back the truck up here. That statement is not true in any way shape or form. He's very respectful to those that have respect for him. Furthermore, if you go back in AMD history he's been the defender of females (even when some of them didn't deserve it).
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StraddleMyNose

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Mar 1 @ 5:40PM
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Canu, all your friends and all who knows you on here know that you're a total gentleman and have a great deal of respect for women on here.
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sundance64

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Mar 2 @ 12:39AM
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When did this become a blog about Canu?
**looks back at the comment...**
Oh...that's not about Canu, is it? It says Canu...but that's not the Canu I know...
Must be someone who doesn't know him like I do...
Sorry about the hi-jacking of your blog jkat...most of us have better manners than to go on the attack like that...calling names and hurling accusations is just rude.
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ladybootscooter

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Mar 2 @ 1:24AM
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Jkat70, Canu actually made a very valid point in his comment. Another member here did some research and the majority of more active female members are 40's and older. However there are some great younger women on here as well. I suggest getting a little more active in the blogs and forums and you'll meet alot more people that way! Best of luck to you! Now on to another issue that rose up here,
Moreover, if the poor young little OP can't take the negative comments about his profile, perhaps he shouldn't make negative comments about women to begin with, particularly women in the South, when his profile screams "good ol' boy" so loudly it's not even funny.
And you are totally hung up on insulting women who are older than you are. That much is obvious. Not only that, you seem to be a freaking misogynist in general.
I counter you because I take exception to your horribly skewed generalization of women being ignorant and of your attitude that women over 40 are, basically, worthless and desperate. Perhaps lolthisistoofunny, you might go back and review the bloggers essays and previous blogs again, because I read them over and found not a single negative comment about women over 40. Or women of any age for that matter. I read where he had invited a girl to go work out sometime (not exactly a good old boy pick up line) I saw where he enjoys theater, again not exactly crushing beer cans on his head now is it? I saw nowhere in his profile or any of his blogs where he was deeming women of any age as worthless and desperate. He did inquire if anyone knew of any sane women in their 20's. I don't see that as derogatory, I see it as perhaps he has had some encounters in the past with women in their 20's that weren't quite sane. So I'm just not sure where that attack of yours came from on him or Canu.
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canuhelpme258

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Mar 2 @ 7:13AM
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I believe Canu has something to say to me Not you too Carrie jezzz I made this joke a million times before People thats actually guilty of paying attention know who I am....
I recommend anyone who can't tell a joke... from seriousness... log off get some air.....
Continued attacks against me in a public forum will get ugly.....
For the record... go read my lady-love's profile then get back to me about the bulk of your remarks... misogynistic? Problem with older women? Put the bong down, just say no!
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cutecarrie6969

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Mar 2 @ 11:27AM
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Not you too Carrie Hook, line and sinker
For people who thought I was being serious, meet my friend, the eye rolling emoticon
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