Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books...........
"Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:. ... cost - $29.99
Clinton: ..... cost - $29.99
Titanic: ..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:. ... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: ..... The story of Jack and Rose , their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: .. The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: ..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: .... Bill is a bullshit artist
Titanic: .... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: ..... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: ..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: ..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: ... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: ..... Let's not go there.
Titanic: ..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: .... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: ..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: .... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: ..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: .... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: ..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: ..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
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snoopdogg182
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Feb 29 @ 11:04PM
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I can see why he got an A+ Thats just too funny. Thanks for the laugh 
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Sunshinegal35
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Mar 1 @ 12:17AM
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This was hilarious! I thought it was going to be some deep blog about how Titanic has affected your life.....I failed to see the tag...DUH! LOL
But thanks for the laugh! 
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Zaftik
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Mar 1 @ 12:21AM
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That is sooooo wrong! But tooo funny
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xdcfx
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Mar 1 @ 12:38AM
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That was funnt as hell I give ya a KUdO for that one.
J.A.F.O
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canuhelpme258
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Mar 1 @ 3:28AM
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Okay that was funny... all you other democrats can laugh too,,,,,
I ought to start posting republican jokes... as pay back....
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DarkKnightWalking
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Mar 1 @ 6:42AM
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Pretty much sums it up between the two alright....
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gwenafar
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Mar 1 @ 8:20AM
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that was a good one Doesn't matter if you are Republican or Democrat...the political jokes are ALWAYS funny!!!! Thank you for that one
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max49
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Mar 1 @ 9:07AM
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Hehehe Hahaha LMAO.
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