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Titanic and My Life

posted 2/29/2008 10:59:11 PM |
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  BlueEyes708




Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books...........



"Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.



Titanic:. ... cost - $29.99
Clinton: ..... cost - $29.99


Titanic: ..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:. ... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: ..... The story of Jack and Rose , their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: .. The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: ..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: .... Bill is a bullshit artist

Titanic: .... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: ..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: ..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: ..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: ... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: ..... Let's not go there.

Titanic: ..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: .... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: ..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: .... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: ..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: .... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: ..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: ..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.

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snoopdogg182

Feb 29 @ 11:04PM  
I can see why he got an A+ Thats just too funny. Thanks for the laugh
Sunshinegal35

Mar 1 @ 12:17AM  
This was hilarious! I thought it was going to be some deep blog about how Titanic has affected your life.....I failed to see the tag...DUH! LOL
But thanks for the laugh!
Zaftik

Mar 1 @ 12:21AM  
That is sooooo wrong! But tooo funny
xdcfx

Mar 1 @ 12:38AM  
That was funnt as hell I give ya a KUdO for that one.

J.A.F.O
canuhelpme258

Mar 1 @ 3:28AM  
Okay that was funny... all you other democrats can laugh too,,,,,

I ought to start posting republican jokes... as pay back....
DarkKnightWalking

Mar 1 @ 6:42AM  
Pretty much sums it up between the two alright....
gwenafar

Mar 1 @ 8:20AM  
that was a good one Doesn't matter if you are Republican or Democrat...the political jokes are ALWAYS funny!!!! Thank you for that one
max49

Mar 1 @ 9:07AM  
Hehehe Hahaha LMAO.

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