Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. "
2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?"
1st Hillbilly says: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
2nd Hillbilly says: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of
them new fangled warshin ' machines!"
1st Hillbilly says: "Why is that so stupid?"
2nd Hillbilly says: "'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
3rd Hillbilly says: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer
wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer
some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."
1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: "Well, what's so dumb about that?"
3rd Hillbilly says: "She ain't got no pecker.
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onehornytoad69
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Feb 29 @ 9:23AM
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 Thx!!!
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itsallforfun
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Feb 29 @ 9:25AM
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great to have a good morning laugh
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gwenafar
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Feb 29 @ 9:36AM
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thank you for the laugh I needed one this morning. 
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lifeizabitch
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Feb 29 @ 9:40AM
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NachoBaby
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Feb 29 @ 9:50AM
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 OMG I neeeeeded that!
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CrazyCraveman
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Feb 29 @ 9:54AM
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Oh gawd... 
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themama
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Feb 29 @ 10:14AM
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Hey wait I'm a hillbilly.. But I ain't that stupid... LOL
thxs for the morning laugh... I needed that...
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harleybadboy
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Feb 29 @ 11:13AM
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thanks for the chuckle..........
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ladybootscooter
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Feb 29 @ 11:20AM
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Now that was a good one right thar, I don't care who ya are!
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jcarolina
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Feb 29 @ 11:50AM
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My Mom is a hillbilly and even she thought that was hilarious!!!!!!
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sumdaysoon
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Feb 29 @ 12:37PM
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max49
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Feb 29 @ 12:39PM
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 That is just so wrong on so many levels but that thar thang sur was funny. Here's one of them thar lil' green thangs fur ya.
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Lisa46
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Feb 29 @ 2:27PM
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Is that why I still have condoms???? 
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MamMan
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Feb 29 @ 10:01PM
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Good evening laugher...thanks fo da funny, BlueEyes!!!  
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DarkKnightWalking
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Mar 1 @ 6:49AM
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I lived in Alabama 9 yrs, and loved it. One of my favorites was told to me by a southerner.... 
"What's the last thing a southerner says before he dies?"
"Y'All watch this...."
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greybeard55
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Mar 1 @ 7:08PM
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Pissin myself...
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GHOSTRDR71
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Mar 5 @ 11:41AM
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HEHEHEHEHE THAT WAS GREAT BUT HOW IDI YOU HEAR ME AND MY 2 BUDS TALKING FROM WAY DOWN THERE?
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