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posted 2/29/2008 9:18:35 AM |
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  BlueEyes708

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. "

2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?"

1st Hillbilly says: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"

2nd Hillbilly says: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of
them new fangled warshin ' machines!"

1st Hillbilly says: "Why is that so stupid?"

2nd Hillbilly says: "'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"

3rd Hillbilly says: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer
wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer
some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."

1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: "Well, what's so dumb about that?"

3rd Hillbilly says: "She ain't got no pecker.

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onehornytoad69

Feb 29 @ 9:23AM  
Thx!!!
itsallforfun

Feb 29 @ 9:25AM  
great to have a good morning laugh
gwenafar

Feb 29 @ 9:36AM  
thank you for the laugh I needed one this morning.
lifeizabitch

Feb 29 @ 9:40AM  
NachoBaby

Feb 29 @ 9:50AM  
OMG I neeeeeded that!
CrazyCraveman

Feb 29 @ 9:54AM  
Oh gawd...


themama

Feb 29 @ 10:14AM  
Hey wait I'm a hillbilly.. But I ain't that stupid... LOL
thxs for the morning laugh... I needed that...
harleybadboy

Feb 29 @ 11:13AM  
thanks for the chuckle..........
ladybootscooter

Feb 29 @ 11:20AM  
Now that was a good one right thar, I don't care who ya are!
jcarolina

Feb 29 @ 11:50AM  
My Mom is a hillbilly and even she thought that was hilarious!!!!!!
sumdaysoon

Feb 29 @ 12:37PM  
max49

Feb 29 @ 12:39PM  
That is just so wrong on so many levels but that thar thang sur was funny. Here's one of them thar lil' green thangs fur ya.
Lisa46

Feb 29 @ 2:27PM  
Is that why I still have condoms????
MamMan

Feb 29 @ 10:01PM  
Good evening laugher...thanks fo da funny, BlueEyes!!!
DarkKnightWalking

Mar 1 @ 6:49AM  




I lived in Alabama 9 yrs, and loved it. One of my favorites was told to me by a southerner....

"What's the last thing a southerner says before he dies?"
"Y'All watch this...."
greybeard55

Mar 1 @ 7:08PM  
Pissin myself...
GHOSTRDR71

Mar 5 @ 11:41AM  
HEHEHEHEHE THAT WAS GREAT BUT HOW IDI YOU HEAR ME AND MY 2 BUDS TALKING FROM WAY DOWN THERE?

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