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posted 2/27/2008 6:38:19 PM |
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  ThePurpleProphet

This is not an attempt to offend anyone. But his site is not here to find a fuck. It's here for women to look at my pictures and masturbate. To masturbate furosiously while glaring at the picture of my belly. And also to find someone who matches up compatibally. So please women put away your toys, view my pictures and masturbate with just your fingers. I perfer that when you masturbate to my pictures that it is raw. If the pictures I have posted don't do it for please recommend a pose and I may give it a try. So guys, seriously, I've done my research. Only 4.9% of women will actually give you a fuck if you claim to be lonely or bored or tired with this site or you are horny or desperate or you say to them:

"Wanna Fuck"

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gwenafar

Feb 27 @ 6:51PM  
hi purp.. how was your day?
NachoBaby

Feb 27 @ 6:52PM  
Aww purp... I like my toys!!!
zena343

Feb 27 @ 7:02PM  
I've thrown away the toys and am masterbating right now to your pics!!
zena343

Feb 27 @ 7:03PM  
forgot to leave a kudo, damnit!!
sugarnspice005

Feb 27 @ 7:15PM  
but, but, but,........................I like my toys!!! I don't wanna throw em away!!!!



I know! I'm gonna hide em!
Looking4ever

Feb 27 @ 7:20PM  
I'll put my toys away when I am good and ready...or until I have a reason to let them gather dust...
rnj1013

Feb 27 @ 7:29PM  
I'll put my toys away when I am good and ready...or until I have a reason to let them gather dust...




you keep those toys out and let them get you ready to take some pictures
SxzeNewMe

Feb 27 @ 7:30PM  
Oh HELL no! I just placed another order...due to arrive any day now!
DarkDesires99

Feb 27 @ 7:36PM  
I can’t do that I just got a new one and I like it a lot!
I haven’t even worn the “new” off it yet.
Wordsofwit

Feb 27 @ 7:57PM  
There was an epidemic of lame blogs today that you are satirizing. The worst came out after yours.
zaralyon

Feb 27 @ 8:16PM  
Oh hell i'm having an adult toy party. Not throwing my toys away for nothing especially if i have a chance of getting more .
Looking4ever

Feb 27 @ 8:24PM  
There was an epidemic of lame blogs today that you are satirizing. The worst came out after yours.

Nice plug for your blog, WoW.
Ewe_Wish

Feb 27 @ 8:28PM  
There was an epidemic of lame blogs today that you are satirizing. The worst came out after yours
You talking about your own, WoW?
lunanegra

Feb 27 @ 8:40PM  
Yeah,but I like my Barbie doll and I like to make her have sex with my Ken doll and..wait,what the what now?
sugarnspice005

Feb 27 @ 8:40PM  
There was an epidemic of lame blogs today that you are satirizing. The worst came out after yours.

Lame blogs? Where?



I didn't do it!!!! I swear I didn't!!!

sumdaysoon

Feb 27 @ 8:48PM  
<--------- walks up and down the net..........holding a toy collection bag........damn this thing is getting heavy.........
StraddleMyNose

Feb 27 @ 9:29PM  
Wow, look at the responses you're getting!
Looking4ever

Feb 27 @ 9:35PM  
walks up and down the net..........holding a toy collection bag........

Get your claws off my toys, damn you! Hell hath no fury like a woman whose toys are stolen...
DeDe54

Feb 27 @ 10:33PM  
Damn he found me out............. And I keep loosing my kudos!!

SUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm gonna so fire you!!!!!!!
MonkeyWoman30

Feb 27 @ 10:41PM  
I think Straddle put you up to this.

He is whistling dixie up yonder.

Lmao.

Regards.
Kris

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