This is not an attempt to offend anyone. But his site is not here to find a fuck. It's here for women to look at my pictures and masturbate. To masturbate furosiously while glaring at the picture of my belly. And also to find someone who matches up compatibally. So please women put away your toys, view my pictures and masturbate with just your fingers. I perfer that when you masturbate to my pictures that it is raw. If the pictures I have posted don't do it for please recommend a pose and I may give it a try. So guys, seriously, I've done my research. Only 4.9% of women will actually give you a fuck if you claim to be lonely or bored or tired with this site or you are horny or desperate or you say to them:
"Wanna Fuck"
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gwenafar
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Feb 27 @ 6:51PM
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hi purp..  how was your day?
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NachoBaby
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Feb 27 @ 6:52PM
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Aww purp... I like my toys!!!
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zena343
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Feb 27 @ 7:02PM
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I've thrown away the toys and am masterbating right now to your pics!! 
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zena343
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Feb 27 @ 7:03PM
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forgot to leave a kudo, damnit!! 
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sugarnspice005
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Feb 27 @ 7:15PM
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but, but, but,........................I like my toys!!! I don't wanna throw em away!!!!
I know!  I'm gonna hide em!  
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Looking4ever
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Feb 27 @ 7:20PM
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I'll put my toys away when I am good and ready...or until I have a reason to let them gather dust...
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rnj1013
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Feb 27 @ 7:29PM
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I'll put my toys away when I am good and ready...or until I have a reason to let them gather dust...
you keep those toys out and let them get you ready to take some pictures
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SxzeNewMe
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Feb 27 @ 7:30PM
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Oh HELL no! I just placed another order...due to arrive any day now!
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DarkDesires99
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Feb 27 @ 7:36PM
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I can’t do that I just got a new one and I like it a lot!
I haven’t even worn the “new” off it yet.
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Wordsofwit
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Feb 27 @ 7:57PM
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There was an epidemic of lame blogs today that you are satirizing. The worst came out after yours.
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zaralyon
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Feb 27 @ 8:16PM
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Oh hell i'm having an adult toy party. Not throwing my toys away for nothing especially if i have a chance of getting more  .
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Looking4ever
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Feb 27 @ 8:24PM
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There was an epidemic of lame blogs today that you are satirizing. The worst came out after yours.
Nice plug for your blog, WoW. 
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Ewe_Wish
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Feb 27 @ 8:28PM
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There was an epidemic of lame blogs today that you are satirizing. The worst came out after yours You talking about your own, WoW? 
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lunanegra
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Feb 27 @ 8:40PM
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Yeah,but I like my Barbie doll and I like to make her have sex with my Ken doll and..wait,what the what now? 
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sugarnspice005
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Feb 27 @ 8:40PM
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There was an epidemic of lame blogs today that you are satirizing. The worst came out after yours.
Lame blogs? Where? 
I didn't do it!!!! I swear I didn't!!! 
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sumdaysoon
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Feb 27 @ 8:48PM
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<--------- walks up and down the net..........holding a toy collection bag........damn this thing is getting heavy.........  
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StraddleMyNose
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Feb 27 @ 9:29PM
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Wow, look at the responses you're getting!
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Looking4ever
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Feb 27 @ 9:35PM
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walks up and down the net..........holding a toy collection bag........
Get your claws off my toys, damn you! Hell hath no fury like a woman whose toys are stolen...
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DeDe54
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Feb 27 @ 10:33PM
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Damn he found me out............. And I keep loosing my kudos!!
SUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm gonna so fire you!!!!!!!
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MonkeyWoman30
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Feb 27 @ 10:41PM
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I think Straddle put you up to this.
He is whistling dixie up yonder.
Lmao.
Regards.
Kris
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