A Woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said,
'It's bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and
walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. 'Well hon,
we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't
go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to
the club and have a martini.' After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a
little less somber. There were a few laughs and more martinis. They were
eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious
as to what the two were celebrating.
The woman told her friends they
were drinking to her impending end. 'I've been diagnosed with
The friends were aghast and gave the woman their profound
sympathy and condolences, some with tears in their eyes. After the friends
left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, 'Momma, I thought you
said you were dying of cancer. You just told your friends you were dying of
The woman said, 'I don't want any of those bitches sleeping
with your father after I'm gone.'
Hell yes women are
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