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Woman are Evil.

posted 2/27/2008 1:37:47 PM |
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  BlueEyes708

A Woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said,
'It's bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in
order.'

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and
walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. 'Well hon,
we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't
go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to
the club and have a martini.' After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a
little less somber. There were a few laughs and more martinis. They were
eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious
as to what the two were celebrating.

The woman told her friends they
were drinking to her impending end. 'I've been diagnosed with
AIDS.'

The friends were aghast and gave the woman their profound
sympathy and condolences, some with tears in their eyes. After the friends
left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, 'Momma, I thought you
said you were dying of cancer. You just told your friends you were dying of
AIDS.'

The woman said, 'I don't want any of those bitches sleeping
with your father after I'm gone.'



Hell yes women are
evil...

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onehornytoad69

Feb 27 @ 1:45PM  
and Yes Yall can be Very Evil!!!! THX!
snoopdogg182

Feb 27 @ 2:19PM  
thats just not right on so many levels
snoopdogg182

Feb 27 @ 2:22PM  
thats just wrong on so many levels
surfin4fun

Feb 27 @ 2:48PM  
You've given me new insight Thanks!
sweetnasty1

Feb 27 @ 3:08PM  
That's one SMART woman!!!!
canuhelpme258

Feb 27 @ 3:22PM  
Were any midgets harmed in the posting of this blog?
mcroxton

Feb 27 @ 3:27PM  
It all makes sense now... Thanks!
zena343

Feb 27 @ 3:31PM  
Too cute, LOL!!
max49

Feb 27 @ 3:50PM  
Good one sweetie. I laughed so hard I tripped over that midget and I think I broke his nose. Sorry canu.

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