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posted 2/25/2008 11:47:56 AM |
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>She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and
>suitcases.
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>On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
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>On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful
>dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music,
>and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of
>spring-water.
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>When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited
>a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the
>curtain rods.
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>She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned
>with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.
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>Then slowly, the house began to smell.
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>They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.
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>Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.
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>Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to
>set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days
>and in
>the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing
>worked.
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>People stopped coming over to visit.
>Repairmen refused to work in the house.
>The maid quit.
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>Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
>
>A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could
>not find a buyer for their stinky house.
>
>Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return
>their calls.
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>Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to
>purchase a new place.
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>The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.
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>He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and
>said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to
>reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.
>
>Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a
>price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only
>if she were to sign the papers that very day.
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>She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
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>A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched
>the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.........
>
>And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the the curtain rods!!!!!!
>
>
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>I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?

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BlueEyes708

Feb 25 @ 12:00PM  
If he dropped her for a younger woman and kept the house?? He deserved it.

Great job, I love a happy ending.

BlueEyes
ThePurpleProphet

Feb 25 @ 12:28PM  
That's cold and coniving.
jcarolina

Feb 25 @ 12:39PM  
cold,conniving,smelly and pretty funny!
xijnjo38

Feb 25 @ 12:59PM  
Sounds familiar. Those Rods never bloomed those fishys from Shark Tale?
From what I gather, this Shrimp & Caviar combination can be quite dynamic.
And what were they seeing in the blinds; from the inside out? Pure Neptune.

The curtain Rod Combination left an artistic impression to me from you,
Friend X 4; sincerely,
Joey
themarquee

Feb 25 @ 1:14PM  
AWESOME!!!!
Lisa46

Feb 25 @ 2:03PM  
yep don't piss off a woman we know vengence

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