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Married 44 years

posted 2/24/2008 9:52:33 AM |
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  Lisa46

> After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife
one day and

> said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
slept on a
> sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep

every
> night with a hot 25-year-old gal. Now I have a $500,000 house,
$45,000 car,
> nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a
65-year-old woman.
It
> seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
>
>
> My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a

hot
> 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in
a
> cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and
watching a
> 10-inch black and white TV.
>
>
> Aren't older women great?
> They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.

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NachoBaby

Feb 24 @ 10:05AM  
I don't care how many times I read this.. it's always gonna be funny.. cuz it's true!
ValentineGirl214

Feb 24 @ 10:28AM  
So True So True!!!
zena343

Feb 24 @ 10:32AM  
Lisa46

Feb 24 @ 10:36AM  
wonders can I just be a 47+ yr old borrowing a feller???
connectwith

Feb 24 @ 10:36AM  
thats why you dont get married lol just replace the old with the new lolol
onehornytoad69

Feb 24 @ 10:46AM  
THX!
gwenafar

Feb 24 @ 10:52AM  
good one lisa
gwenafar

Feb 24 @ 10:53AM  
good one lisa
tame_tiger

Feb 24 @ 11:09AM  
So true, so true.
rescueremedy

Feb 24 @ 12:21PM  
Love it !!
sumdaysoon

Feb 24 @ 3:57PM  
what are ya trying to say........

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