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posted 2/23/2008 4:57:41 PM |
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  hornytoad55

This is some advise my Dad passed down to me when I was about to get married the first time.

1. When you first get married you are afraid if you fuck too much you will wear out the pussy. What you do is all the time you are fucking have her rub a feather on the back of your neck. Before you wear out her pussy she will saw your head off.

2. When you first get married you will love her enough to eat her. In a few years you will wish you had.

3 you think when she has a child and you go into the delivery room and see what happens to her pussy it will never fit you again. Pussy skin is some wonderful stuff, it will stretch a mile before it tares an inch.

4 If you ever get a chance to have a pair of pussy hide boots go for it because

a. One size fits all.
b. Your feet will be in heaven.
c. They will be waterproof.
d. Will last a lifetime.
e. The only bad thing is they will make you feet smell like fish.

I don't know how much this advise has helped me but I have never proven it wrong.

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Ewe_Wish

Feb 23 @ 5:11PM  
My mother use to say that marriage was like a bathtub of water...........once you're in it a while........its not so fucking hot...........

Marriage is made in Heaven but so is Thunder and Lightening.

When you first fall in love you think that there is nothing like it...........doesnt take you long to realize there is nothing fucking like it..........Thank God!!



Great Blog...........and for a change I get to give you my biggest shiney Kudo....

jrmcg1005

Feb 23 @ 6:35PM  
Advi C e for hornytoad55...

Review your post, copy and paste it on a word document and be amazed at all the misspellings! Show some intellect and pride and LEARN HOW TO SPELL!
sundance64

Feb 23 @ 7:14PM  
jrmcq...as long as you're gonna be our resident spell-checker, you should probably go to the rest of the blogs and let everyone else who doesn't use spell-check how dumb they are. I'm sure everyone here will greatly appreciate your thoughtfullness...
dumblonde

Feb 23 @ 7:24PM  
try squeezing out an 8 and a half pound baby...it tears...
canuhelpme258

Feb 23 @ 8:11PM  
Review your post, copy and paste it on a word document and be amazed at all the misspellings! Show some intellect and pride and LEARN HOW TO SPELL!

I smell a swastika... spelling Nazi alert...
ynot7769

Feb 23 @ 8:19PM  
Review your post, copy and paste it on a word document and be amazed at all the misspellings! Show some intellect and pride and LEARN HOW TO SPELL!

so spell check will get one love and noteriety??? jeez...yet one more ..............

soft_touch938

Feb 23 @ 8:25PM  
How about a 10lb. 4oz. baby when ur still a kid yourself...don't fuckin' tell me a pussy won't tear....
RuffRiding

Feb 23 @ 9:35PM  
That was good "Kudo"
buellriders69

Feb 24 @ 1:26PM  
Advi C e for hornytoad55...

Review your post, copy and paste it on a word document and be amazed at all the misspellings! Show some intellect and pride and LEARN HOW TO SPELL!
What is up,jrmcg????? Suddenly you think you run this place.. Got news for ya... You don't run crap around here. If you want to be the "spell checker", go teach a class or something... . We were doing just fine before you decided to try and tell us how to spell.... we could read the blogs just fine the way they are written.... we didn't ask for your help & we don't WANT your help.
So, please find your way out of class and have a G-R-E-A-T Day!
buellriders69

Feb 24 @ 1:28PM  
Kudos to ya hornytoad! A woman's body is an amazing thing isn't it? It does lots of things.... . LMAO!!!!
xdcfx

Feb 28 @ 12:08AM  
hornytoad thanks for the info.

My Dad used to tell me to be careful,cause a ladies pussy got teeth. I took one look, and said how the hell could it when its gums are so bad? lol
and for me telling that here, I give you a KUDO


Review your post, copy and paste it on a word document and be amazed at all the misspellings! Show some intellect and pride and LEARN HOW TO SPELL!

It must be hard for you to be so perfect. We here dont care about spelling, it about friends, and human contact via internet. my point is, if you just posted to be rude, save it.

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