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posted 2/23/2008 1:33:18 AM |
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  scoover14

"YO YO YO big cock in the HIZZOUSE! LADIES, its 1am and this DUDE is HORN-NA bitches. Come on...I fucking tap it EVERY night, I can make you squirt all over my dick cuz im just that good. So who out there wants 2 screw me (or type words while I beg you to call me so I can moan for 12-15 seconds). Cum on, dont be prudes!"


Ladies, on behalf of inept, dumbass men everywhere, I apologize. I understand your frustration to no end! Believe me, I DO.

Gentlemen,

If you are going to combine loneliness, depression, alcohol, and hormones, DON'T ADD ADULT WEBSITE BLOGS. It can prove to be a lethal combination. Just because you have a hardon, doesn't give you the right to be a DUMBASS!

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lunanegra

Feb 23 @ 1:40AM  
Holy shit,that was full of win
buellriders69

Feb 23 @ 1:43AM  
On behalf of women everywhere, THANK YOU! Kudos to ya!
goalseter88

Feb 23 @ 1:44AM  
lmao yah your right on that note but that comment just a fucking waste of space. i rather laugh at the funny first one you typed asking for girls to fuck you then the second half acting all gay and trying to sound like the sensitive one. the ones that do those blogs wont care about this and the ones that agree with you( like me) going to now have to write a blog against retards like you about over bloging and trying to act all sensitive...... gosh now i going to be up all night thinking of how to do a post like yours except on spammers
candykisses79

Feb 23 @ 2:37AM  
hmmmm...phone sex..i can make it happen for you in 10 secs or less....imagine that

xoxo~candy
ynot7769

Feb 23 @ 6:06AM  
good one.........i'm still chuckling
jcarolina

Feb 23 @ 6:19AM  
Well, I had some misconceptions about this site at first, but I don't do the " hey baby, I'm hung like Holmes" blogs or e-mails.Just not my style, and I don't want the kind of women that would respond to that.

And Goalseter-don't hate on Scoov like that,bro, he might be sincere, he might not but either way, he's just calling out a bunch of losers anyway.

Candy-who needs a phone with that picture?
canuhelpme258

Feb 23 @ 6:20AM  

Three thumbs up (yes I have three thumbs please don't stare)
Looking4ever

Feb 23 @ 6:43AM  
YOu mean like the pissant in the blog before yours?

Hey, Ash! Did you notice he is from Okie City?!?!?!?!? Ash?
canuhelpme258

Feb 23 @ 8:26AM  
She been lurking lately....
CANDACECSR

Feb 23 @ 8:29AM  
Bravo!!....bravo!!
gwenafar

Feb 23 @ 9:00AM  
So right!!! I think you just won over a whole lot of women with this one good job.
harleybadboy

Feb 23 @ 9:50AM  
But bravo to them types of losers........It just puts those of us with some form of manners (?????) up there into a whole higher class......
angelyumyum

Feb 23 @ 10:04AM  
Sincere? Yes!

Gay? Noooooo!

Just two of the many reasons I have you on my Friends list Scoov.....

It's a pity there aren't more out there like you who can identify with women rather than see them as receptacles for their penises. Sure, it will win you points with the ladies, but what's wrong with that, we're all here for a little attention.

Great blog! Kudos!
NachoBaby

Feb 23 @ 10:40AM  
LMAO I'm sorry, that's prolly the wrong reaction. but I can't get past that last paragraph.

How many times has that particular combination melted someone down? Don't drink and blog unless you are a funny drunk.

sundance64

Feb 23 @ 11:18AM  
Funny thing is...the morons who write this shit for real are setting themselves up for major disappointment...at least on the ladies part...when they can't deliver what they promise! I mean seriously...if they can do all that, wtf are they on here whining about??
jcarolina

Feb 23 @ 11:53AM  
Good perspective, Harley, not to mention the entertaiment provided by those dudes.

Upon reading this blog again, I realized I'm more or less a dumbass with or without a hard-on.I'm a happy dumbass though..........................................

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