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"Cats that stutter"

posted 2/22/2008 11:41:31 PM |
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students.

"Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could come, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...
And before he could say "Fuck", the Rottweiler ate him

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surfin4fun

Feb 22 @ 11:46PM  
That's funny!!!!!!!!!! Damn, and I'm all out of Kudos!
ThePurpleProphet

Feb 23 @ 12:03AM  
They're learning younger and younger these days.
themama

Feb 23 @ 12:19AM  
good one.....
itsallforfun

Feb 23 @ 12:23AM  
that was good
rescueremedy

Feb 23 @ 1:44AM  
Cute
canuhelpme258

Feb 23 @ 8:27AM  
gwenafar

Feb 23 @ 9:11AM  
partytimemary

Feb 23 @ 10:05AM  
One of the best ones I have heard lately! Kudos!
Lisa46

Feb 23 @ 11:42AM  
you teachin kids how to cuss again??
xdcfx

Feb 23 @ 3:01PM  
LMAO it was my daughter who sent it to me!!!

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