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Putting Your Affairs In Order

posted 2/22/2008 8:34:21 PM |
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A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you had best put your affairs in order."

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things do not go so well. In this case, things are not well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini."

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. "I've been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences.

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS." The woman said, "I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone."

Now that's "Putting Your Affairs In Order"

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Feb 22 @ 8:45PM  
good one!

Feb 22 @ 8:50PM  
no pussy for him.........

Feb 22 @ 8:51PM  

i liked this one

Feb 22 @ 9:01PM  
Now that's one smart lady!!!

Feb 22 @ 9:24PM  

Talk about putting your affairs in order!


Feb 22 @ 9:58PM  

Very clever, a little cruel but still very crafty!

Feb 22 @ 10:41PM  
That should work.........

Feb 22 @ 10:45PM  

Feb 23 @ 1:42AM  
Cute ....

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