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Where did I come from
posted 2/22/2008 1:40:22 PM |
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BlueEyes708
A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question,
"How did I get here?"
Her mother told her, "God sent you."
"Did God send you, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.
"He sent them also," the mother said.
"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years?
No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here."
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Lisa46
Feb 22 @ 1:49PM
well I ain't got kids guess I need to practice more??
beefygoblin
Feb 22 @ 1:57PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj2vsuHzyCQ
gwenafar
Feb 22 @ 2:55PM
thanks for the laugh
DarkKnightWalking
Feb 22 @ 3:12PM
Hmmm...makes one think also....
"So you're telling me that there has been NO sex on this website for 200 years?
No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here."
Ewe_Wish
Feb 22 @ 3:22PM
Which might also explain why people on AMD can be such grouches too.........
Ewe_Wish
Feb 22 @ 3:54PM
Which might also explain why people on AMD can be such grouches too.........
Guess I should have paid more attention to DKW's comment................
surfin4fun
Feb 22 @ 11:41PM
Excellent Ladyblue, I now understand why my co-workers are as they are
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