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Gifts from God *joke*

posted 2/22/2008 12:49:09 PM |
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There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before
the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they
passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so
would his paycheck.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation
decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary.

There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's
additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got
up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said.

Silence fell on the congregation.

Then, in the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers."

And the congregation said, "Amen".

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Feb 22 @ 12:57PM  
rubbers? what are those?

Feb 22 @ 1:17PM  
Cute... THX!

Feb 22 @ 1:30PM  

When it rains, it pours!

Feb 22 @ 1:34PM  
humm I'll put a rubber on him if he shows up

Feb 22 @ 1:38PM  
That's good!!

Feb 22 @ 2:52PM  

Feb 22 @ 4:08PM  

Feb 22 @ 4:18PM  
funny joke! Introducing clerical contraception!

Feb 22 @ 9:44PM  

That was good!!!!

here's a kudo for ya sis!

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