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posted 2/22/2008 12:47:10 AM |
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ok so after having sex my ex-gf said "God sex is tiring"

I did all of the work and she's sitting there acting like she did something..haha anyways i got a laugh out of it

anyone had something like that?

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lunanegra

Feb 22 @ 1:36AM  
Here's an oldie but goodie:"Is it in yet?"
beefygoblin

Feb 22 @ 1:40AM  
When a girl you met at the bar says, "that will be 50 dollars". Or "...uh you should get tested" or worse yet "what do you want to name it".


lunanegra

Feb 22 @ 2:17AM  
Or she can say something like:"Your dad was much better."
beefygoblin

Feb 22 @ 2:26AM  
Or how about, hand me my teeth.

canuhelpme258

Feb 22 @ 2:54AM  
Things ya don't wanna hear a chick say after sex...

"I like sex better now that I'm a woman"

"wanna be my date to the Junior Prom?"

"My husband is the sheriff"

"did we fuck? you shoulda woke me up first"



beefygoblin

Feb 22 @ 3:04AM  
Remember can the age of consent in florida is 16. Although that law states you can only f-ck her if the gape is I believe less than 6 years... so you and I can no longer fuck 16 year olds... but we could have.

I always wondered why the number 18 was supposed to be fucking magic. Its not as if a 18 year old is going to be that much more mature than a 17 year old.

jcarolina

Feb 22 @ 5:56AM  
How about "I still feel like a virgin"? And yo, Goblin, I just moved from Fla., you can be 24 but they can still jam you up.
rnj1013

Feb 22 @ 6:32AM  
age of consent in Florida is 18. The only way you can fuck a 16 yr old is if you are under the age of 18. If not....you'll be the 1 gettin fucked.
shellsmack

Feb 22 @ 7:53AM  
silence




(that really sucks!!)
ThePurpleProphet

Feb 22 @ 8:25AM  
- It's your turn to clean up the mess.

- Ha ha ha ha ha

- Oh that was great (insert name) and it's not your name

- maybe we can try again later.

- damn, I think you broke open my sores.

MonkeyWoman30

Feb 22 @ 9:34AM  
Don't let me forget to call your sister.

*true story* anyways -

You know you look just like your Mother. (eewwww, stop we just fucked! Daddy! lmao j/k)

roflmffao I dunno

Regards,
Kris

surfin4fun

Feb 22 @ 7:13PM  
Two come to mind, not personal experiences of course, just things I heard from my friends....

are you in yet? and are you done? it's getting late
youcandoit109

Feb 23 @ 1:01AM  
"wrap it up!"

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