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posted 2/22/2008 12:47:10 AM |
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ok so after having sex my ex-gf said "God sex is tiring"

I did all of the work and she's sitting there acting like she did something..haha anyways i got a laugh out of it

anyone had something like that?

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Feb 22 @ 1:36AM  
Here's an oldie but goodie:"Is it in yet?"

Feb 22 @ 1:40AM  
When a girl you met at the bar says, "that will be 50 dollars". Or "...uh you should get tested" or worse yet "what do you want to name it".


Feb 22 @ 2:17AM  
Or she can say something like:"Your dad was much better."

Feb 22 @ 2:26AM  
Or how about, hand me my teeth.


Feb 22 @ 2:54AM  
Things ya don't wanna hear a chick say after sex...

"I like sex better now that I'm a woman"

"wanna be my date to the Junior Prom?"

"My husband is the sheriff"

"did we fuck? you shoulda woke me up first"


Feb 22 @ 3:04AM  
Remember can the age of consent in florida is 16. Although that law states you can only f-ck her if the gape is I believe less than 6 years... so you and I can no longer fuck 16 year olds... but we could have.

I always wondered why the number 18 was supposed to be fucking magic. Its not as if a 18 year old is going to be that much more mature than a 17 year old.


Feb 22 @ 5:56AM  
How about "I still feel like a virgin"? And yo, Goblin, I just moved from Fla., you can be 24 but they can still jam you up.

Feb 22 @ 6:32AM  
age of consent in Florida is 18. The only way you can fuck a 16 yr old is if you are under the age of 18. If'll be the 1 gettin fucked.

Feb 22 @ 7:53AM  

(that really sucks!!)

Feb 22 @ 8:25AM  
- It's your turn to clean up the mess.

- Ha ha ha ha ha

- Oh that was great (insert name) and it's not your name

- maybe we can try again later.

- damn, I think you broke open my sores.


Feb 22 @ 9:34AM  
Don't let me forget to call your sister.

*true story* anyways -

You know you look just like your Mother. (eewwww, stop we just fucked! Daddy! lmao j/k)

roflmffao I dunno



Feb 22 @ 7:13PM  
Two come to mind, not personal experiences of course, just things I heard from my friends....

are you in yet? and are you done? it's getting late

Feb 23 @ 1:01AM  
"wrap it up!"

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