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A Guide To Picking Up MILFS!!

posted 2/21/2008 9:43:59 PM |
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  hopon

A simple guide for young men who want to fuck milfs......

1. Milfs have a life (like children and husbands) outside of fucking...... we CAN'T meet you within a ten minutes notice.

2. Milfs are NOT desperate.... we CAN get laid.... so therefore, YES.... we can be picky!!

3. Milfs do have a brain, and we DO like to use it...... even if it is used to tutor you college boys through English, Writing, History, or Psychology 101.

Bottom line is this boys..... your dick ISN'T going to fall off if you don't use it on someone you meet online within a 24 hour period!! Slow to fuck down....... you won't always have the kind of energy that you have right now!!!!!

Just because we are old(er) doesn't mean that we don't want to be wined and dined!!

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sumdaysoon

Feb 21 @ 9:49PM  
a couple of them MAY read this.......
Ewe_Wish

Feb 21 @ 9:50PM  
Heres a nother clue for them...........read their profile...........if you are WAY under what they have for age limitations...........dont email them............


sorry just needed to get that out.
hopon

Feb 21 @ 9:52PM  
And oh Yes.... how did I ever leave this one off the list........????....(must be old age setting in).....

4. YOU DON'T NEED TO SEND US EMAILS THAT ARE ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!!! WE ARE OLD(ER), NOT BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beefygoblin

Feb 21 @ 10:10PM  
I believe 34 to be a little young to be declaring yourself a milf. Even if you do have a kid.

A 34 year old still has the energy of an 18... unless that energy has been drained by childbirth... or perhaps the rearing of kids... hard to say.

I think your just a wilf, a women Id love to fuck.

Of course when you hit 50 you become a gmilf. So there is a small gap of time known as milfdom... milk it for what its worth.

kozmik_wave

Feb 21 @ 10:16PM  
funny...i still don't see any positive suggestions...just a negative rant

you must mean Moms I'd Like to Forget
hopon

Feb 21 @ 10:32PM  
kozmik.... not quite sure who pissed in your wheaties, but damn.... leave me out of it!!!!!!
borty293

Feb 21 @ 10:37PM  
Here's a kiss from old man Borty... and a cyber cuddle too
Sunshine79

Feb 21 @ 10:50PM  
Fuckin' AMEN!!!!!

1. Milfs have a life (like children and husbands) outside of fucking...... we CAN'T meet you within a ten minutes notice.


Geezus.....They fuckin' assume we can drop what we're doin' for their pleasure. Let me tell ya, I'm in it for the fun, so if you can't wait, too fuckin' bad. I do have a cock at home!! So, missin' out on you-don't mean shit to me! There are plenty more willing cocks out there to please me!! I do have a job, a child and a man and responsibilities that come prior to screwin' around and if they can't accept that, then step the fuck off MY TURF!!

2. Milfs are NOT desperate.... we CAN get laid.... so therefore, YES.... we can be picky!!

Sometimes, I got more than I can handle on my plate....So, yeah, I can be picky!!

This reminds me of Sexpets blog about people thinkin' she's a call girl, leaving her messages that they are in town for the nite, so come out and fuck. Get a life, that's just rude. I actually got one of those e-mails today. Apparently, they didn't read my profile, that I am taken and that I do have a child. So, NO, I can't drop what I'm doing to go fuck some stranger in a hotel. Go find yourself a real call girl in that case!! Arrghhh!!!! Just because I live in Orlando and you come here for business often, doesn't mean I'm here for your one nite of pleasure....C'mon now!

Sunshine79

Feb 21 @ 10:52PM  
Oh, and if worse comes to worse, I got a mad collection of toys to please me that don't whine, don't talk back and I don't have to TEACH them what to do!!! (If ya haven't noticed the collection!)
lunanegra

Feb 21 @ 11:59PM  
Bottom line is this boys..... your dick ISN'T going to fall off if you don't use it on someone you meet online within a 24 hour period!! Slow to fuck down....... you won't always have the kind of energy that you have right now!!!!!

I agree with this comment.But guys are hard-wired to fuck and fuck and fuck because they have to pass on their genes.Still agreed they need to pump their brakes or go jack off,lol
beefygoblin

Feb 22 @ 12:07AM  
Luna, thats so harsh . Besides its been shown that girls actualy become aroused faster than men... and are equaly wired for sex.

Remember, you have been laid more recently than I....
soft_touch938

Feb 22 @ 1:28AM  
<----OH CRAP CRAP CRAP....I guess them makes me a GGILF... Now I'm depressed....
lolthisistoofunny

Feb 22 @ 2:14AM  
Well, I don't know about anyone else, but first of all I would take offense to being referred to as a "MILF" ...because it sounds trashy as hell, for one thing. But as far as someone blowing into town expecting to get laid, the reason I wouldn't do it has nothing to do with the fact I'm "too busy" to do so, it has to do with "Are you out of what's left of your freaking mind?" There is no way in HELL I'd just hook up with some stranger who randomly emailed me via an Internet dating site/chat room/whatever. Sheesh! Where do these idiots come from, anyway, that they would be so presumptuous to think any woman would be THAT stupid????
beefygoblin

Feb 22 @ 2:29AM  
Babe your on an adult dating site... one of the options you can click is one night stand... just saying .

Maybe some women want to get laid, and find opportunity in this. Its no different than going to a bar and hooking up with a random stranger.. .exept your sober enough to make the right decision when the time comes.

Don't rain on our big gay parade.
StraddleMyNose

Feb 22 @ 2:56AM  
Sounds like good advice for the young guys out there....
slohand_47

Feb 22 @ 3:09AM  
So...... are we just speaking hypothetically here??

jcarolina

Feb 22 @ 6:12AM  
Just a question. Is the term MILF relative? I mean, if she is my age or so, is she still a MILF? Young girls can be Moms, too. I still have as much energy Hopon, and I am much more productive in expending it. I would love to wine you and dine you but I think your husband would cancel out the romance, so do you just wanna fuck?

By the way, I'm still working on the picture thing!!
Pornosaurus

Feb 22 @ 6:39AM  
What can work in person is a simple, "Do you want to fuck?" Soon, I'm thinking road trip.
shellsmack

Feb 22 @ 7:59AM  
Yeah, and it DEFINATELY doesn't mean we're desperate!! (you get a kudos on that one)
shellsmack

Feb 22 @ 8:00AM  
Oh, and know...we'll probably roll our eyes once you leave for your lack of performance knowledge!!

chocolatemilf

Feb 22 @ 9:24PM  
It's definitely a demanding job being a hot milf...............but someone has to school the unlearned on the art of making love........ ...........
Tenken1983

Mar 21 @ 1:45PM  
Thats a well informed blog

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