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posted 2/21/2008 4:06:22 PM |
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  xdcfx

How long does it take, do you think to no longer have "newbie" status?
Is there a certain amount of time one has to wait?
Do you have to be a paid member in order to lose newbie status?
Are there a certain amount of blogs, you must post?
Are there a certain amount of friends one must have?
Is there a certain amount of views on ones profile?
Or is it when you just stop asking questions, like how do I write a blog ect.?


and or do you still think I am a "newbie?" So, "newbie" or not "newbie" that is the question.

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Ewe_Wish

Feb 21 @ 4:14PM  
Oh no Newbie status remains for you for months.............. actually i think you lose the status and dont even know it..........its when two friends are emailing back and forth and one says hey you know xdcfx (and not have to look it up to make sure) and the other one writes back and says yea i know who your talking about...........
ThePurpleProphet

Feb 21 @ 4:15PM  
It takes exactly 4 years, 8 months, 1 week, 4 days, 19 hours and 50 minutes. After you have completed your waiting time the fee to have the newbie name erased from you file is based on activity within the AMD community. The more activity then less the fee. I hope this helps. Can I take that coat for you?
NachoBaby

Feb 21 @ 4:16PM  
Send Dayna a pair of your undies and you are automatically granted old timer status.
xdcfx

Feb 21 @ 4:18PM  
OK, well then what your sayin, is I will never know when my newbie stats die?
cause I really dont think that no two people on thi site have probably ever discussed me, unless I was being call a ............well, you know ..... troll
xdcfx

Feb 21 @ 4:21PM  
Oh man purple you mean I still have 4 years and 7 months 2 weeks, 3 days, 9 hours and 45 minutes left? Kewl
gwenafar

Feb 21 @ 4:21PM  
yeah ...i think a few months. Although some just make their presence known quicker. And they just seem like they have been here forever...take Beefy for instance.
xdcfx

Feb 21 @ 4:22PM  
Sorry Nacho I dont wear them. Now I'll always be a newbie
xdcfx

Feb 21 @ 4:25PM  
Send Dayna a pair of your undies and you are automatically granted old timer status.

She didnt even ask me for feet pics.
DarkDesires99

Feb 21 @ 4:32PM  
It’s a state of mind if you think you are a newbie then you are.
I’ve only been here a since December but I don’t feel like a newbie (or at least not much of one).
onehornytoad69

Feb 21 @ 4:35PM  
Send Dayna a pair of your undies
That reminds Me... Where the hell is Borty????
Ive been here for a few months... and Im still lost..... so I guess Ill never Lose the "Newbie" status!!!
DarkKnightWalking

Feb 21 @ 4:40PM  
You have your newbie license rescinded when:

You receive 48,978 nigerian scam mails.

You receive 22,437 wannafuck messages.

You post 21,312 blogs, blog comments, or forum posts.

You receive 19,769 comments either in blogs, forums, videos or chat referring to you as a newbie, troll, asshole, scammer, spammer, gang leader, power crazed dictator, site clique,or any derivative of the above.

You have at least 10 people on your friends list and actually COMMUNICATE with them, and not be working towards the world record of friends lists.

You have sent or received at least 12 winks.

You have received at least 1.5 winks from someone of the same gender as you if you have clearly indicated you are looking for the opposite gender, or else winks from the opposite gender if you have clearly indicated you are looking for the same gender. ( And the .5 is due to the fact none of us are quite sure WHAT that fucker is )

You have been bitten by at least one certifiable troll. Contact TKI for certification services.

Once all requirements have been made, surrender your newbie license to the AMD Oldbie dept of licensing, all qualifications must be submitted in paper form, in triplicate, signed and witnessed. All signatures must be in blood with offerings of any first born submitted. Thank you, and have a nice day.


***DISCLAIMER. This is a joke....anyone taking this seriously is a certifiable idiot***
xdcfx

Feb 21 @ 4:43PM  
LMAO dark, I'll have to keep that in mind. Thanks
ThePurpleProphet

Feb 21 @ 4:47PM  
Oh, the hell with it. Just turn around and I'll take that newbie sticker off your back for ya.
Ewe_Wish

Feb 21 @ 5:10PM  
God............Now i have to write personal invitations to get people to send pics into the games................... I didnt personally ask you for a dic pic but you sent one of those to me............. so now i am personally asking you to send a hand pic into our hand game.
xdcfx

Feb 21 @ 5:13PM  
OMG see? lmao A hand game now? lol I never sent you a dic pic. That musta been BG lol
Ewe_Wish

Feb 21 @ 5:25PM  
I never sent you a dic pic.

Oh sure...................change the story now...................


You can send the hand pic in any position with any thing in it for a hint as to whose hand it is..........you just cant have a glove covering your whole hand.........you can send it to AMDHANDGAME @ Hotmail . com (dont leave the spaces in there) and if you dont send one in, now that your denying the dic pic, i will just have to write an investigative blog about you............and ask anyone I have done them on..........it not be good..........
canuhelpme258

Feb 21 @ 5:38PM  
I can call everyone but three a newb forever
DarkDesires99

Feb 21 @ 5:42PM  
Awe canu I’m crushed!
Woe is me….a newbie forever in your eyes.
xdcfx

Feb 21 @ 5:52PM  
Oh sure...................change the story now...................


Thats just how I roll LMAO
SexPet

Feb 21 @ 5:58PM  
I've been here 7 years. Definitely not a newbie, but most people probably think I am.

You may have a long wait ahead of you.

ksk72

Feb 21 @ 6:01PM  
You lose newbie status as soon as the old timers get used to you enough to go pick on a newer newbie
Lisa46

Feb 21 @ 6:13PM  
I won't change the story your a newbie now get in line for your spankin
xdcfx

Feb 21 @ 6:20PM  
Ooooooo spankins
jcarolina

Feb 21 @ 6:24PM  
I'll always be a newbie at heart.
casuallylooking

Feb 21 @ 7:27PM  
*DISCLAIMER. This is a joke....anyone taking this seriously is a certifiable idiot***
Isn't it sad, some of the things that need a disclaimer...lmao

xd, I don't know if it actually changes your status, but you were talked about earlier today, with no name calling...If that's of any help... lmao
xdcfx

Feb 21 @ 7:31PM  
REALLY? Oh please do tell
borty293

Feb 21 @ 7:39PM  
I graduated from a Newbie to a Nabbie and hope someday to become a Gabby
whisperingcomet

Feb 21 @ 7:49PM  
Yeah, I still feel like a newbie too, dont know when it leaves???
Ewe_Wish

Feb 21 @ 8:32PM  
but you were talked about earlier today, with no name calling
Treas.............you know the rules............what happens on the phone stays on the phone........................
xdcfx

Feb 21 @ 9:06PM  
LOL Oh stop....Rules are made to be broken.
ladybootscooter

Feb 21 @ 11:06PM  
I'm not sure, this is year 8 for me, you're all newbies to me!???
StraddleMyNose

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Feb 22 @ 3:23AM  
Oh man, it's been forever since I was a newbie on here....To think life without a Straddle on here is so unthinkable!

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