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George Bush Joke

posted 2/21/2008 2:29:06 PM |
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George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to
hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do with you here," says the Devil.
"You're on my list but I have no room for you. But
you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you
what I'm going to do. I've got 3 people here who
weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them
go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let
YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he
agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Ted
Kennedy in a large pool of water. Kennedy kept
resurfacing over and over and over, gasping for air.
Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good
swimmer and don't think I could do that all day
long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony
Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks.
All Blair did was swing that hammer, time after time
after time, and more rocks appeared.

"No!" Bush said. "I've got this problem with my
shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I
could do was break rocks all day!"

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw
Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his
arms staked over his head and his legs
staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was
Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George
Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and
finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil
smiled and said... "Monica, you're free to go


Sorry if you have read this before, i hadn't and it made me laugh!

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lunanegra

Feb 21 @ 2:48PM  
Just be careful what you post about the president around here,though...
asnet

Feb 21 @ 3:10PM  
[B]
Just be careful what you post about the president around here,though...


Pay attention to this comment. I received a death threat a while back for disagreeing with it. There is a small but noisy and dangerous group of right-wing and pro-war sheep here that thinks they own the place. They are becoming a little more hysterical and vicious as it becomes clearer that the Bush administration and its adherents are going to be swept away in November. Threats and attempts at intimidation won't save them. They only reinforce the nation's awareness that they must go. Keeping them in their place here is a part of that process. [/B]
Wordsofwit

Feb 21 @ 3:23PM  
Haven't heard it, love it, clever and I can't stand GWB. KUDO, sir!
ThePurpleProphet

Feb 21 @ 3:34PM  
Aw, that would suck.
greybeard55

Feb 21 @ 4:24PM  
Very good !

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