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posted 2/21/2008 9:28:58 AM |
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1.Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

2.In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

3.Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."

4.If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

Practice making fax and modem noises.

Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.

Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Staple pages in the middle of the page.

Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.


type only in lowercase.
dont use any punctuation either

Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.

"Never mind, it's gone now."

As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

Ask people what gender they are.

While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

But, i dont need these to tick ppl off..i have my own ways..

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Feb 21 @ 9:49AM  
Cute.... thx!!!

Feb 21 @ 9:55AM  
You got tooo much time on your hands lol But damn if rerouting a whole street wouldnt be fun.

Feb 21 @ 9:56AM  
Ask people what gender they are.
Don't try that one around here

Feb 21 @ 10:11AM  
I have my own ways too, but I have actually done some of these.

Good blog

Feb 21 @ 10:18AM  
the worst part..i did some of these too ..ahahaha..most of them actually...almost got clocked with the fax machine one..lmao

Feb 21 @ 10:41AM  
I’ve done more than a few of these.

Feb 21 @ 11:09AM  
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

they do........

Feb 21 @ 11:17AM  
buwhahahahahahahaha ahahahahahaha hehehehehe hohohohohohho OOOOOOMGEESORS *ghasp* oh babie *sigh* I really needed something that funny with my morning coffee, ehehehe

Feb 21 @ 11:20AM  
Don't try that one around here

@ Ash

Feb 21 @ 11:39AM  
Hold your finger under somebody's nose and ask them to guess what it smells like.

Feb 21 @ 3:28PM  
drop about 6 Mentos in theyre diet coke when theyre not looking, and holding the drink in theyre lap.

Tell a girl you think her friend is cute... don't know why this always works but it does.

Make them watch this and tell them wait... the joke is comming.

Feb 21 @ 5:34PM  
Thanks! I took notes

Mar 5 @ 4:32PM  
When riding in cars... play with the radio a lot
Slow down in front people who are on cell phones and driving.
Run magnets across your co-workers monitors so the coloring is off.

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