In the men's room, an accountant, a lawyer and a farmer were standing
by side using the urinal.
The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally
scrubbing his hands...clear up to
his elbows....he held about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned
the other two men and commented, "I graduated from Harvard and they
taught us to be sanitary."
The lawyer finished, zipped up, went to the sink and quickly wet the tips
his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from UC
Berkeley and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The farmer zipped up and as he was walking directly out the door said, "I
graduated from WVU and they taught us not to pee on our fingers"
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