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posted 2/19/2008 2:06:07 AM |
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Why it's better to be a Woman!


1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12.We have the ability to dress ourselves.

13.We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions

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beefygoblin

Feb 19 @ 2:44AM  
I hug my friends all the time. You just have to slap the back hard when doing it. Real manly like you dig.

lildevilgirl19

Feb 19 @ 3:30AM  
lol
:p
Mascara

Feb 19 @ 7:13AM  
yay us!
hotcock4u377

Feb 19 @ 8:58AM  
I hug my friends all the time. You just have to slap the back hard when doing it. Real manly like you dig.

Any more than three slaps and you are gay
TimmmyG

Feb 19 @ 9:07AM  
Guys lets just make sure those slaps are high enough on the back though. No low slaps where this is even a possibility that it might be on the butt otherwise your both in trouble! LOL
gwenafar

Feb 19 @ 9:58AM  
yes...you are right on all points.
angelyumyum

Feb 19 @ 10:02AM  
1. We got off the Titanic first.

Well the protocol was Women & Children first so I suspect there were a few mini-men in the lifeboats who lived to tell the tale.

2. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

Oh, is that what all that's about? I assumed a little readjustment was needed at times. Silly me......

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

Only if you're eflin and gorgeous to begin with, I suspect I'd look like an bull dyke in my boyfriends clothes, assuming I could actually get into them in the first place.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

Male groupies are temporary boyfriends.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

Not in the UK..... we'd be lucky if they handed us a tissue before they wrote the ticket out.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

Maybe that's because there's never been a really sexy male cartoon character.... The boys in the kid's cartoon Sixteen are kind of cute..... I might lust after them in ten years or so.

7. Taxis stop for us.

When? Where? We're lucky if they actually stop outside your door here when you've ordered one.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

Not true, only the good die young, the rest are left here moaning on about how much money they wasted on their life assurance payments.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

Whoever wrote this has obviously not been to an Essex Nightclub. Frogs in blenders dancing around handbags.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

Do guy's still pay on a date? I wish someone had told me.... "Dutch" is my middle name.

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

I'll give you this one, but I wonder how many of us have lesbian thoughts running through our heads at the time that we dare not admit.

12.We have the ability to dress ourselves.

Again I must refer you to the Essex Nightclubs.

13.We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions

True, but half the time we can't remember if it was first right, second left, across the lights and right at the Petrol Station or second right, first left, right at the lights and left at the Petrol Station.

Cute blog.
horsematch

Feb 19 @ 10:09AM  
Cute blog. Thanks for your posting. I would love to share it with my friends on horsematch online com internet. I'm sure they are interested. Thank you again.
DarkDesires99

Feb 20 @ 1:46AM  
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

Well I think some of the guys in Tekken 3 are cuteā€¦.make that very cute!

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