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posted 2/19/2008 1:30:15 AM |
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If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the
condoms to make a tire, what would you call it? A fucken Goodyear!

Sex is like playing spades.If you don't have a good
partner, you better have a good hand.

Big Bad Wolf told Little red riding hood lift your top so I can
suck your tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the
fucken book says!

A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in
and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock

Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without
injury, and make boneless things hard.

Have fun

andy x

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Feb 19 @ 5:58AM  

Feb 19 @ 7:14AM  
lol i love it!

Feb 19 @ 8:45AM  
I like the last one the BEST!!

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