Police officers George and Mary and their police dog had been assigned to walk a beat. They had been out only a short time when Mary said, "Damn, I waas running late this morning after my workout and shower and I forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them."
"We don't have to go back," George replied. "Just give the dog one sniff of your pussy, and he'll go fetch them for you."
Mary lifted her skirt for the dog. After ten seconds of sniffing, Fido took off toward the station house.
Twenty minutes later they heard sirens. Suddenly the dog rounded the corner with a dozen police cars in pursuit - and the captain's balls in his mouth!
Two dwarfs go to a bar and after a few drinks pick up two prostitutes and take them back to there hotel rooms. The first dwarf can’t get an erection, his depression is made worse when he hears his friend shouting
- "HERE I COME AGAIN.. ONE.. TWO.. THREE... UUH!!" All night long.
In the morning the second dwarf asks the first
- "HOW DID IT GO???"
The First says
- "IT WAS SO EMBARASSING I COULDN’T GET AN ERECTION.."
The second shook his head saying
- "YOU THINK THAT’S EMBARASSING!! I COULDN’T EVEN GET ON TO THE BED..."
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