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Buyin condoms at wallmart *joke*

posted 2/17/2008 10:01:41 AM |
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A man was in a long line at Wal-Mart.
As he got to the register he realized
he had forgotten to get condoms, so
he asked the checkout girl if she could
have some brought up to the register.

She asked, 'What size condoms?'

The customer replied that he didn't
know. She asked him to drop his pants.
He did.

She reached over the counter, grabbed
hold of him and called over the intercom,
'One box of large condoms, Register 5.'

The next man in line thought this was
interesting, and like most of us, was up
for a cheap thrill.

When he got up to the register, he
told the checker that he too had
forgotten to get condoms, and asked
if she could have some brought to the
register for him.

She asked him what size, and he stated
that he didn't know. She asked him to
dr op his pants. He di d.

She gave him a quick feel, picked up
the intercom and said, 'One box of
medium-sized condoms, Register 5.'

A few customers back was this teenage
boy. He thought what he had seen was
way too cool. He had never had any type
of sexual contact with a live female, so
he thought this was his chance.

When he got to the register he told the
checker he needed some condoms.

She asked him what size and he said
he didn't know.? She asked him to drop
his pants and he did. She reached over
the counter, gave him a quick squeeze,
then picked up the intercom and said...

(you'll love this one...................)

'Cleanup , Register 5'

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Feb 17 @ 10:22AM  
Oh man, that was hilarious!!!

Feb 17 @ 10:34AM  
I loved that

Feb 17 @ 11:04AM  
Thats perfect!!

Feb 17 @ 11:30AM  

Feb 17 @ 1:03PM  

Feb 17 @ 1:45PM  
good one!! it was either clean up or requesting a box of finger cots but most younglings are quick on the draw so clean up is better.

Feb 17 @ 3:33PM  


Feb 17 @ 8:59PM  

Here's a kudo for you sis.

Feb 18 @ 6:01PM  
Poor Kid!!!

Apr 21 @ 1:19AM  
That was good. I did that one better though. As a joke I put condoms in a basket of a mother and daughter when they weren't looking. Terrible I know, but I heard a commotion a few minutes later.

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