An attractive young lady (need I mention her hair color?) was pushing her cart slowly through a Winn-Dixie.......
Upon arriving in the produce department, she looked around, then approached a clerk.
" Excuse me, but where do you keep the lettuce?"...she asked.
"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but we're out of lettuce today" he replied.
She thanked him, and continued shopping.
Soon she returned to the produce department, and approached the same clerk...
"Excuse me, but where do you keep the lettuce?".....
"Ma'am, I already told you, we are out of lettuce until tomorrow, when the delivery truck comes"..he said.
She seemed a bit miffed, but she walked away and continued shopping.....
Shortly, she was back in produce, and approached the clerk for the third time....
"Excuse me, but where do you keep the lettuce?"
Fighting the urge to strangle her, the clerk asked..."Ma'am, could you help me with a spelling problem?"
"Certainly" was her reply
"How do you spell TOM as in tomato?"...
"T-o-m", she said
"Well, then, how do you spell CUM, as in cucumber?"
"C-u-m", she said
"Well, how about FUCK, as in lettuce?"
After a moment's pause, she said "There's no FUCK in lettuce"
"Lady, that's what I been telling you all morning !!"
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