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Three Husbands - Joke

posted 2/14/2008 7:14:17 PM |
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  hawktaylins

(I'll change the story a little bit, concidering the holiday)

A doctor, lawyer, and biker walk into a bar, and all sit together at a table. Doctor orders a dry grey goose martini, shaken not stirred of course. The lawyer, a tanq + tonic with a twist of lime. The biker, a plain 'ol bud light.

Doctor takes a sip from his martini and says, "So for Valentine's Day, I decided to buy my wife two gifts, since she is the love of my life. A diamond tennis bracelet, and traded in her old BMW for a brand new one. I thought, if she doesn't like the bracelet, she's gonna love the car!"

Lawyer takes a drink from his T&T and says, "I did the same thing. I bought my beautiful wife of 7 years a new fur coat, and a trip to Paris. I figured the same thing. If she doesn't like the new mink, she'll love to go shopping in France!"

Biker takes a swig from his bland beer, and slams it on the table. "I bought my bitch of a wife two gifts also. A t-shirt from the local Hooters bar and a dildo. I figured... if she doesn't like the shirt, she can go fuck herself!!"

Happy Valentine's Day ladies!!

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lunanegra

Feb 14 @ 8:39PM  
I lol'd
NachoBaby

Feb 14 @ 9:30PM  
DarkDesires99

Feb 14 @ 9:53PM  
I hope he remembered to include the batteries!
onehornytoad69

Feb 14 @ 9:56PM  
Now thats Funny.... THX!
hawktaylins

Feb 14 @ 10:00PM  
Thx guys.... If any of you got any Priest and a Rabbi jokes, please do share 'em. For some damn reason, i can't remember any??
sugarnspice005

Feb 14 @ 10:15PM  

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