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posted 2/14/2008 11:22:45 AM |
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  dragonsflame61

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS
> AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
>
> AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL
> THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS
> AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST
> TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.
> THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING
> TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW
> THE DIFFERENCE.'
>
>
> THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD
> MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
>
> AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, 'YOU
> KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'
>
> 'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'
>
> 'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE
> TIME I WAS LOVING HER.'
>
>
> HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS
> A WITCH.'
>
> 'A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'
>
> 'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON
> THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE
> FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... AND TOOK MY
> TEETH WITH HER

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Feb 14 @ 11:29AM  
Poor Old Fellows!!!! Thx!

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