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Top Four Adult Jokes for 2007

posted 2/14/2008 9:48:49 AM |
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Fourth Place:

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow
bumps into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your
breast, I hope you'll forgive me."
She replies,
"If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."

Third Place:

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing
his wife's arm.
The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist
app ointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.
"The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

Runner Up:

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number
of years. He came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a
terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle
slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk
about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed.
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once
that something was seriously wrong.
What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put
my penis into the pickle slicer?"
Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed.
Yes, I did." he replied.
My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
" Oh...she got fired too."

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the
breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years
ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as
jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times." Where upon, the
two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples
are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps.
"One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal

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Feb 14 @ 10:23AM  
You can edit the blog if you so choose....

Feb 14 @ 10:26AM  
Thanks Ewe for sending the information on how to edit. great appreciated.


Feb 14 @ 11:26AM  

Feb 14 @ 12:24PM  
they are good jokes thank you BlueEyes . HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

Feb 14 @ 1:03PM  

good ones.

Feb 14 @ 3:50PM  

Ones in your coffee, ones in your oatmeal.......ROFL.....

Feb 27 @ 2:25PM  

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