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posted 2/13/2008 4:43:12 PM |
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This was partly inspired by Dayna, and her "Fuck of Death".....She got me thinking along these lines....then the dark side took over...

MORAL ISSUES...We all know that SOME of our morals slip a bit at certain moments, hence these questions...

Ladies.....If you were giving a blow job, and your lover passed away at the moment of climax....and you suspected it...would you spit, or swallow?

Guys......If you were on the verge of the most tremendous climax of your life, I mean at the point where it's started, and one more push in and it's there, and you notice she's gone.....would you?

NOW......a slight change in circumstances....suppose....your partner was literally on death's doorstep...you both know it...and decide to have "one more round"...would your answer to the above questions change?

Which leads us to the question...If your partner was in the hospital, breathing their last few breaths, and asked you to perform oral on them once more.....would you?

...as a side note...ladies, you know how bewbies sorta sag with age?....When rigor-mortise sets in, do they get a little more "perky"?

If a man takes Viagra, then dies during sex.....does it stay hard?

Have you ever wondered how many Necrophiliacs are employed by funeral homes?

...and if you have a wet dream about an old lover, who has passed away, does that make you a Necrophiliac?

OK...I'll quit whilst I'm ahead....This is really all "toungue in cheek", so before you go quoting your bibles, or spouting leagaleeze, remember that...

Everyone have a Happy Valentine's Day...and remember to take your asprin...



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DarkDesires99

Feb 13 @ 5:02PM  
Weird topic and questions but what the heck I’m game.
Yes, swallow
Do the last favor, Yes, you love them why not!
Wet dream of a lover who has who has passed away, does that make you a Necrophiliac? No it most certainly does not!
max49

Feb 13 @ 6:20PM  
I will pray for you my son.
sumdaysoon

Feb 13 @ 8:42PM  
dude let me get rid of the body and i'll answer 'em for ya.........

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