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posted 2/13/2008 2:15:55 PM |
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  Lisa46

I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was
in line to check out.

The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

Duh!!?

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina D iet again. Although I
probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd
lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes everywhere
and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works is to
load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled
with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
poisoned me?

I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit
me.

I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he staggered
to the door laughing.


Please note this is an old joke that I refound today. DO NOT try this at home

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Ewe_Wish

Feb 13 @ 2:25PM  


DarkDesires99

Feb 13 @ 2:27PM  
That’s great!
bandengor

Feb 13 @ 2:27PM  
I love that joke!
burdinep

Feb 13 @ 2:29PM  
very cool joke thanks for sharing
themama

Feb 13 @ 2:35PM  
I've heard this one before laughed my ass off the first time I heard it..

got me laughing just as hard as the first time thanks....
Kudos to you......
canuhelpme258

Feb 13 @ 2:54PM  
You win,... I'd not heard that one before!
ThePurpleProphet

Feb 13 @ 3:27PM  
My kids totally freak out whenever I eat dog food. I did it once as a demonstration. Then I had to do it a second time to show one of their friends. Then I got addicted. Well, how is everybodies day?
beefygoblin

Feb 13 @ 3:29PM  
One of my sister friends used to eat our dogs treats... this was in highschool.

I believe he now works on broadway.

I don't dare ask what it is he does.
sugarnspice005

Feb 13 @ 5:13PM  



This one definitely deserves a kudo.
max49

Feb 13 @ 5:52PM  
Lisa, Lisa, Lisa That's funny as hell. I've never heard it either.
surfin4fun

Feb 13 @ 6:47PM  
I didn't see the punchline coming... funny!
onehornytoad69

Feb 13 @ 6:47PM  
Thats a good one Right there!!!!!!! Thx........
Sunshinegal35

Feb 13 @ 7:07PM  
I snorted my drink on this one! I buy Purina for my doggies and here I thought for a second I was missing something! Thanks for sharing!
sumdaysoon

Feb 13 @ 8:53PM  
i got a kitty treat here.......want it........
StraddleMyNose

Feb 13 @ 8:57PM  

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