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posted 2/13/2008 10:54:47 AM |
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  slohand_47

Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
Sam asks, "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy he's a midget with a speech impediment."
So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
He says, "A female horth."
So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?"
Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?"
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?"
The rancher is getting pretty hacked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her twat?
Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs the midget under the arms and rams his head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephwase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?"

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Ewe_Wish

Feb 13 @ 11:09AM  
OMG you just told my favorite joke to tell..............and I do it SOOOOOOOOO well...............
DarkDesires99

Feb 13 @ 11:14AM  
Oh my the poor little fellow!
rescueremedy

Feb 13 @ 11:26AM  
Never heard this one before ... Very cute !
Lisa46

Feb 13 @ 11:37AM  
is that why Billy is lookin for a midget???
slohand_47

Feb 13 @ 11:41AM  
You said you lived on a horse ranch.... so I figured you HAD to know that one, dayna.........

I thought about trying to throw Billy's name in there somewhere..... but decided to leave well enough alone.
max49

Feb 13 @ 11:47AM  
Oh just wait until Billy hears about that rancher slamming that poor little midget around. There will be hell to pay. LMFAO... That deserves a kudo.
casuallylooking

Feb 13 @ 11:51AM  
..I haven't heard this in such a long time it was kinda like hearing a new joke...

It's okay, Slo.I think most of us probably have Billy go through our minds the moment we read the word midget....lmao
The things that stay on our brains after we read some of the blogs.... we all need lol
onehornytoad69

Feb 13 @ 12:28PM  
Now thats funny right there!!!!! Thx!!
canuhelpme258

Feb 13 @ 1:42PM  
Three thumbs AND a Kudo!
ladybootscooter

Mar 4 @ 10:37AM  
always a good one!
BlueEyes708

Mar 4 @ 10:49AM  
Out of Kudo's I'll give you flowers instead

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