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posted 2/12/2008 7:22:46 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

I got this in an email from a friend....enjoy.

Speeding in Ohio :



1) Good:



A Fremont , OH policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" . and a bucket full of money. (And we kids used to just sell lemonade!)





2) Better:



A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Canton , OH . A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.





3) Absolute Best:



A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Ohio State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball." He replied " Ohio State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.......

Good ole Ohio


I'm thinking IF I ever get pulled over for speeding about using that last one on the State Trooper....just to see if Michigan State Police are as gullible as Ohio's seem to be.

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Lisa46

Feb 12 @ 7:28PM  
yeah they are
StraddleMyNose

Feb 12 @ 7:29PM  
Nothing surprises me anymore about Ohio!
sumdaysoon

Feb 12 @ 7:54PM  
pretty good ones
Wordsofwit

Feb 12 @ 8:18PM  
Been around the Net for years using different states. Probably urban legend meaning funny but not true.
ValentineGirl214

Feb 12 @ 8:20PM  
It's a wonder Everyone doesn't move to OHIO!!! Even if it is just to not get speeding tickets!!
BlueEyes708

Feb 12 @ 10:40PM  
Born and raised there, moved last September, I still wonder sometimes why I did. That's right NO JOBS!!! And the cops are that stupid. I know quite a few.

Thanks for the laugh

beefygoblin

Feb 13 @ 12:58AM  
I once took part in a graduation test for cops. I played the part of an innocent victim, and there was a hidden instriment in the room- that was supposed to have been used in a break in... O.K. when they did find it (which was about half the time...and by "hidden" I mean leaning against the wall), they actualy turned to theyre partner and said outloud (without fail) I think this guy did it. Yeah, at which point I should have replied "interviews over, I want my lawyer".

They all passed, including the ones who didn't find the tool.
canuhelpme258

Feb 13 @ 3:14AM  
laughing my ass off
casuallylooking

Feb 13 @ 7:47AM  
Even if it is just to not get speeding tickets!!
Hey, I kinda like that advantage, Val..And don't tell me you haven't used it a time or ten....

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