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Life Before The Computer... Joke

posted 2/12/2008 12:04:13 PM |
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Life Before The Computer... Some of us even remember those days..

Memory was something you lost with age.....

An application was for employment......

A program was a TV show.....

A cursor used profanity......

A keyboard was a piano......

A web was a spider's home.....

A virus was the flu.....

A CD was a bank account....

A hard drive was a long trip on the road.....

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.....

AND..if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy,
You Hoped Like Hell , Nobody found out!!

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Feb 12 @ 12:09PM  
Rip was an accident that happened to clothing

Burn was the result of a fire

Download was something a baby did in diapers

Feb 12 @ 12:11PM  
Very All of the above!!! Good One..Thx!

Feb 12 @ 12:14PM  
There was a time we didnt have computers..............hmmmm must need to check my memory..........

Feb 12 @ 12:28PM  
a byte was a quick meal or snack

a bit was a moment in time

a screen was on the television

A typed on the typewriter

A file was paper kept in a cabinet

a Desktop was what the files cluttered (gee just like now)


Feb 12 @ 1:00PM  
hilarious and sad at the same time I hate technology I prefer the good old days....hand-written letters, visits in person, and thank you cards that didn't arrive in my me old-fashioned. ...but that's me.

Feb 12 @ 2:12PM  
I dunno man.. even though we rarely 'talk' anymore.. i still like the instant gratification of being able to chat with a friend on the other side of the planet.

Feb 12 @ 2:24PM  
Oh and sex didn't involve an IM lol.....

Feb 12 @ 2:31PM  
SEX??? who has sex ?

Feb 12 @ 3:08PM  
Good one, Trease!

Feb 12 @ 3:53PM  
You can have sex with a computer??????

Feb 12 @ 4:10PM  

Computer surely you jest. I still remember life before the pencil.

Feb 12 @ 4:51PM  
Oh and sex didn't involve an IM lol.....
Sex involves an IM? that's what I'm doing all wrong....

SEX??? who has sex ?
Evidently people who IM....... lol

Feb 12 @ 8:56PM  
What??? You mean there was a time when there was no computer????

ram was a goat

surfing was getting on surfboard on the ocean

just wanted to add a couple.

Feb 13 @ 2:36AM  
a screen was on the television

Hmm...used to have one on our door......

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