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Life Before The Computer... Joke
posted 2/12/2008 12:04:13 PM |
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Life Before The Computer... Some of us even remember those days..
Memory was something you lost with age.....
An application was for employment......
A program was a TV show.....
A cursor used profanity......
A keyboard was a piano......
A web was a spider's home.....
A virus was the flu.....
A CD was a bank account....
A hard drive was a long trip on the road.....
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.....
AND..if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy,
You Hoped Like Hell , Nobody found out!!
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DarkDesires99
Feb 12 @ 12:09PM
Rip was an accident that happened to clothing
Burn was the result of a fire
Download was something a baby did in diapers
onehornytoad69
Feb 12 @ 12:11PM
Very True..to All of the above!!! Good One..Thx!
Ewe_Wish
Feb 12 @ 12:14PM
There was a time we didnt have computers..............hmmmm must need to check my memory..........
BlueEyes708
Feb 12 @ 12:28PM
a byte was a quick meal or snack
a bit was a moment in time
a screen was on the television
A typed on the typewriter
A file was paper kept in a cabinet
a Desktop was what the files cluttered (gee just like now)
gwenafar
Feb 12 @ 1:00PM
hilarious and sad at the same time
I hate technology
I prefer the good old days....hand-written letters, visits in person, and thank you cards that didn't arrive in my email....call me old-fashioned.
...but that's me.
NachoBaby
Feb 12 @ 2:12PM
I dunno man.. even though we rarely 'talk' anymore.. i still like the instant gratification of being able to chat with a friend on the other side of the planet.
canuhelpme258
Feb 12 @ 2:24PM
Oh and sex didn't involve an IM lol.....
Lisa46
Feb 12 @ 2:31PM
SEX??? who has sex ?
StraddleMyNose
Feb 12 @ 3:08PM
Good one, Trease!
ladybootscooter
Feb 12 @ 3:53PM
You can have sex with a computer??????
NightOfOld
Feb 12 @ 4:10PM
Computer
surely you jest. I still remember life before the pencil.
casuallylooking
Feb 12 @ 4:51PM
Oh and sex didn't involve an IM lol.....
Sex involves an IM?
...so that's what I'm doing all wrong....
SEX??? who has sex ?
Evidently people who IM.......
lol
sugarnspice005
Feb 12 @ 8:56PM
What??? You mean there was a time when there was no computer????
ram was a goat
surfing was getting on surfboard on the ocean
just wanted to add a couple.
DarkKnightWalking
Feb 13 @ 2:36AM
a screen was on the television
Hmm...used to have one on our door......
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